A Redneck’s Guide to Britney Spears Recovery
Well unless you are under a rock or have been living in a trailer without a TV these past couple of months. You probably already know about the crazy turmoil of a life that Ms. Spears has been living recently. Well, Well, Well.. The girl gets out Rehab on Thursday and we here in the park will be celebrating her freedom. So until then, I’m giving you my “Guide to Recovery”, yes I’m only 26 years old but I’m a recovering Alcoholic and I have been to rehab to.. And when I got out here are 15 things I 15 days afterwards:
15. Take a good ass shower. Even if you have to steal the neighbors water to do so do it. Nothing like taking a shower in your own home.
14. Go praise the lord. Go to church Britney you must go to church. Build a relationship with god, he’s your only friend.
13. Sleep… Send the kids away for a day and just sleep the entire day.
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say that’s smart, some more time away from her kids. If she put her shit back together, she’d probly realise it’s about fken time she grew up, and dealt with some responsibility, instead of all this escapism.