For the last few months, we have been treated to a Rachael Ray show highlight everywhere we go to. You go to Safeway, they have Rachael Ray this. You go to Walgreen’s, they have Rachael Ray that. I bet that those of you who attend Hy-Vee supermarket in Iowa to shop know what I’m talking about too. I’m surprised that Ray hasn’t been portrayed on a Shell gas’ guide on how to run your car.
The truth is, Rachael Ray can cook. She has cooked up an empire only a hard working woman like her can cook up. Not to mention cooking up my wildest fantasies I have-and I have quite a lot of them, anyone over 18 who may want to talk about that email me!-and the fantasies of thousands of men across the country.
I have, however, heard mixed reactions to the way she has been dressing lately, and I even read a letter on the Arizona Republic newspaper from a reader who was fed up with her. I mean, how could we love a sugary, bright smiled, kind hearted woman with the wits to overcome a world that has been historically against women in power, right? Well, us the level headed people love and admire her, but that’s another whole topic right there. Whether you love or hate her, you probably have an opinion about her outfits, and so do I.
I for one, in my humble opinion think that when it comes to Rachael’s clothes, it’s a day by day issue, much like her show. Ray looks deliciously fabulous in a cream leather jacket matched with red blouse, golden necklace, blue jeans and a brown leather bracelet. When she chooses a white blouse with brown pants, she looks comfortable, at home and smart, which she obviously is. But when you see her in a Black sports outfit as you will today on her show, that makes you want to scream outloud. And warning, do not eat anything before the show because it may make you throw up.
On tuesday, she will talk about our favorite topic, fashion. Rachael Ray herself will dress up like a high schoool girl and eat a Mexican hamburger to show us how to get rid of that hard stain, sometimes your unwelcomed companion at work and parties. I guess Downy or Gain don’t do the trick for her so she has to show us how exactly to do it. Well, it should be a burgerlicious show to see.
When you digest that, get ready! None other than Mr. former President himself, Bill Clinton, will share food and cooking secrets with Rachael. It will clearly be a moment for any remaining anti Bill and Monica campaigners to change channels. Me and my family had the pleasure of accidentally running into Mr. Clinton and his entourage of blue men about six years ago as the New York Mets were in town and I was in the team hotel hoping to catch some signatures. I will tell you he is a very pleasant and relaxed young former President and I think you will be able to see him as natural as he is when he shows up on studio Wednesday. As foir Rachael, she will be sparkling with her red blouse that favors her so much. As for the blue men surrounding President Clinton, I can tell you that you shouldn’t even bother them. I’d rather deal with a hungry lion in Zimbabwe.
On Thursday, Ray will host Aaron Eckhart. With Eckhart having worked alongisde Catherine Zeta-Jones, Gwyneth Paltrow and my girlfriend-shhh! she doesn’t know it yet!-since 1990, Julia Roberts. We will get to imagine how Ray matches up with these leading ladies.
The grand finale will be Friday and we wil be treated to a visual deli menu as Rachael Ray will discuss how to change your wardrobe, with models showing off beautiful, ankle lenght red dresses and a matching red sleeveless mini-mini with blue jeans, not to mention an outstanding collection of sunglasses. In addition, Ray will have an expert explaining simple solutions to works that require tools, etc.
I guess Rachael Ray can indeed cook up a good look. It does depend on the day, however. So why not sit down and taste her wear offerings? I know I will lay down and fantasize about them myself!
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Antonio Santiago
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