Imagine, theorically, how many men wish they could tell any woman they see what I just said to you on this article’s title. We would jump happy, happy, joy, joy as our big friend down there got up and wagged in happiness if you just obeyed and showed us your underwear. But the thing is that, I’m not talking about underwear-where did I say I was anyways?-I’m actually talking about your jeans!
Jeans, as crazy as this may sound, may just be the next thing. Miley Cirus uses them. But it’s not jyst a teenage girl thing. Now that the better climate is getting near, jeans seem to be crawling back up our legs and down our bank accounts. Luckily, many jeans can still be found for 20 dollars or under.
Take True Religion, for example. They are so hot, you may actually see Pope Benedict change that White dress for one of these. While TR’s Bobby jeans for women are hot, their Ella jeans are hotter. Nothing like the casual but yet also elegant look these babies give you. Not to mention their exquisite denim skirts.
Seven Jeans are classy but you have to be careful what you combine those with. Seven Jeans, contrary to what the brand says, are not for all “mankind”. You have to be careful about choosing what to combine those seven logos on the buttocks that some of those jeans carry with, making these jeans only for the woman who truly knows how to dress. Their worn out or faded look on some of their jeans-the Ginger Jamaica one is a good example-are really not every ocassion pants, but their Ivy Jacksonville in Black is very feminine and has the right touch of elegancy.
Lucky Rider’s Classic Rider in Black is also very elegant, casual but yet business attire-like. These sell for $98 at luckybrandjeans.com, while the Gray variation sells for $120 dollars. Remember the time you saw Tom Cruse for the first time on screen? I guarantee you that’s how you will feel about Lucky’s Gray classic jeans. You may or may not be able to afford them but at least you have to take a look at them!
When it comes down to jeans, Red Monkey’s are no monkey business. Their line features awesome designs at comparable prices. Be on the lookout for their Black Red jeans, which should go deliciously hot with a silk red blouse. After all, remember, ladies, fiery red always make not only our eyes, but our “dog” between the legs look at you contentiously! Their Chinese Red and Aqua Red models should also make for a memorable outing.
Happy shopping, girls! And keep on the lookout for these trendy jeans! Me? Im going to bed. To fantasise about Mena Suvari!!!! Lucky Jeans, Lucky Strike, Lucky Me that can at least fantasise about her! Happy happy, joy joy!
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