Lindsay Lohan’s Disturbed Brain--Backseat Cuddler

Lindsay Lohan’s Disturbed Brain

August 03rd 2007
Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Magazines

I’d drink Jack Daniels with Lindsay Lohan any day of the week except Sunday. That’s the Lord’s day….but beyond Sunday we’d drink, get drunk and say stupid things like she said to Elle magazine in their September issue.

Here is what Redneck Lindsay-Say:

On Calum Best:

�I like him. He�s me in male form. We�re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic � I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We�ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas � I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, �I caught that!� I was like, �Damn, I look good!”

On the media:

�I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I�m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don�t know what to do.�

On avoiding fame:

�I hate it, like, when these people say, �Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don�t want �� Seriously, I like their food! I can�t go to a restaurant? I know I�m going to get pictures taken. I�m fine with it. And I�m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: �Don�t go on Robertson!� What, I can�t drive down the street?�

On having pictures of her snatch taken:

�It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that�s what happened. And I didn�t even see the picture. I don�t look at that shit � that�s gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on.�

On sleep troubles:

�I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.�

On her career aspirations:

�I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I�ve done. It�s so funny � people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.�

On the media:

�If I�m wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fuck around on my computer � I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I�m like, �Are you that bored?� I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend � the Samantha Ronson thing. She�s my best friend!”