Wanna Smell Like Giselle Bundshen?
The truth and fact is, sometimes I envy dogs. Dogs, you see, can get under, sniff their opposite sex members’ buttocks and get away with it. If I tried to put my nose up your skirt, I’d land in either one of two places: a few feet back on the floor after a hard slap across the face by you, or jail. That is, only if I was lucky enough not to land in both places for that offense.
Like most of us, I wish I could know the bodily scents of many celebrities, not the nasty ones mind you, but the sweet smells that characterize people distinctively from each other and sometimes is said to be the driving mechanic behind the magic spell called love. Just like Paris, Mexico City, Lima, Buenos Aires and London are among my list of must see places, Paris Hilton, Brandy Norwood, Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen and Cameron Diaz are in the list of must bed during my lifetime. About right now, your jaw should be wide open. I bet, however, you would waste no time if offered a chance to rub your nose on Antonio Banderas’, Zac Efron’s, Densel Washington’s, Mario Lopez’s, Oscar De La Hoya’s or Tom Cruise’s chests!
Luckily for us, we get the chance to find out what Giselle Bundchen smells like. Well, not so fast. She’s not coming to your house and getting bare naked for everyone to smell her. That would bring such an uproar to your poor small home that all your neighbors would turn your door into a revolving one, opening it and closing it behind by the second as everyone wanted to take part in the smelling activities, and the cops would not be of any help either. If you notice, most cops are male, and they would probably take a bite out of crime…err, a smell out of Giselle too. So to evade all that chaos, Cacharel. the famous French designer house, has decided to bring us Liberte, their new brand perfume out of Paris.
Liberte will use the Cyrpus Orange as it’s essential base, with Bergamot and Patchouli enhancing the fragance of the product. Vanilla is also used as the benchwarmer, the one fragance that while hidden, does come back to help the entire product blend to perfection. Liberte comes inside a stylized bottle, adding luxury to your adquisition and making it visible for your friends when they visit you shall they need the restroom, go sniffing around your room or for one reason or the other, feel the need to look around wherever it is you like to put your perfume bottles at. Hopefully Liberte with it’s intense fragance will help you have more men pushing and shoving just to get to ask you out. Of course, you don’t need help in that area but an extra hand is never wrong!
For those of us with dry or sensible skin, like me-living in Arizona, MOSTLY EVERYTHING (note how I say MOSTLY and not simply everything) gets dry-Helena Rubinstein is offering their Skin Life Repair product. While this one won’t give you, or at least it doesn’t promise to make your skin look like, Oprah’s or Goldie Hawn’s skin as far as smoothness, it should be of help if you are in the age range where the facial marks put on by years begin to show up. You know, those little lines that we all wish we could run out just like cockroaches when they show up. Made out of India’s Olibanum, Madeira’s Echium and Africa’s Adansonia trees, Skin Life Repair does promise to help you in the fight against aging. The jury is out on that but hey, am I not the only boxing expert in the world that indulg7es in age defying products?? So then who am I to tell you that it won’t work? We’ll just have to try it and cross our fingers for the best.
Work and stress can make our faces wrinkle faster than you can say Ray Mancini beat Art Frias in round one for the WBA world Lightweight boxing title. Try saying that and it would take you fifteen seconds. Try working and stressing for a while and the wrinkles will start working their way in about five seconds after you began. So Dove has come out with a new product, Energy Glow. Dove’s product is a line of creams and facial aids with self-tanner included. Not that I need a self-tanner myself cause, compared to my best buddies, my niece Isabel, and my friends Rachael and Paul Willmore, I am as dark as an almond, but those of you who are as fairly skinned as Isabel, Rachel or Paul should pick it up, not to mention people who work or face everyday stressful situations but still want to look radiant.
Last but not least, those lips. Luscious and delicious lips. I dream about the WNBA Houston Comets’ Tina Thompson’s, and about Tatyana Ali’s. Wait a second!! I’m getting off the road and once again into my fantasies that someday, someday shall become reality once again here! So back to the topic. Lips are usually oe of the most important, if not the most important, of a woman’s make up list must-do’s. Lancome has it’s newest product, Color Fever Shine, just about ready for you, my dear ladies and some men who also use lipstick. Soft and light, Color Fever Shine uses Cosy and Smooth Polymer, which, in plain English, is just a combination of polimer and jojoba oil, for sexy looking lips. The product is said to hydrate your lips for hours, making them look, well, mouth watering for us guys. While you may not get them like Thompson or Ali, they will still improve your look.
Time for me now to smell my pillow and pretend it’s Giselle Bundchen I’m with. Until next week, my readers, I will miss you just as much as you miss me which I hope is a lot!
POSTED BY: Antonio Santiago
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