Ok, I always thought that U.S. stamps were either for real people to adorn them, or at least, reasonably looking ones. But now it turns out that a fake person, Yoda from Star Wars, will be featured on a stamp. That, my dear friends, is one of the days’ big entertainment news.
I like Star Wars, the movies. I even collected the figures when I was a little boy. But I am not a desperate, must have every Star Wars dildo available outthere kind of fan. That would be my brother in law. And Yoda is as scary as they get as far as Star Wars characters. Even 3pio or however it is that you write it is a candidate for Tiger Beat teen idol or Mr. Universe next to Yoda!
By the way, Yoda’s name sounds suspiciously close to yoga…hmmnn.
Yoda is a great person if you want some wisdom and stuff, and of course if you live in a planet far away from Earth, but you’d think that the postal service would honor someone else with their stamps. How come Johnny Cash has not been given that honor? Cash at least is an American while Yoda wasn’t even from Earth! And he wasn’t real!!
Had I been Luke Skywalker, I would have run to Earth or Mars or any other planet in another galaxy the moment I ran into Yoda, no spaceship needed. I’d probably thought I had died and gone to Hell because the only famous person Yoda reminds me of is The Devil. Those big, wide opened eyes and that skin of a 200 year old man, with a couple of hairs on his brownish head top and who can forget those ears that are so long Yoda could probably scratch them with their very end? I suspect the new United States stamp is one that won’t be getting kissed for a long time.
As far as Yoda’s fashions, well, he and Vincent Margera of Viva La Bam are among that group of people, men specially, the ones who don’t have any idea Madison Avenue and Sex and the City existed. But at least Margera wears shirt and pants, while Yoda wears some kind of towel, also brown by the way, even as the weather in his planet could be freezing for all we know. Maybe that’s why he’s so wrinkled. The fashion police should jail Margera and Yoda away forever but it would be hard to touch someone who looks so….so…so..what’s the word? Disgusting, that’s it. Someone who looks as disgusting as Yoda. Margera is disgusting too but he’s a mile better looking than that little piece of…brown that Star Wars gave us.
Besides that towel he covers himself with looks shabby and ragged. By the way, what’s up with Yoda being allowed to be seen with that towel only by Star Wars guys?? Reminds me of Madonna’s song “My baby’s got a Secret”..well, seems to me old man’s got a secret as well. I respect gay and lesbian people like I said last week. So, Yoda if you are reading this from your computer in planet Xegovia or whatever, drop us a line! You can share your secret and I won’t feel you as a lesser person. But your looks and your fashion taste must change, little old buddy.
Talking of planets, this week’s must do it with babe for me is Lucy Lawless, that of Xena Planet fashion! And I am all for anything Lawless she may want to do with me as long as it’s in the right place!!!
Ladies…follow me. We are gonna have some fun chatting it up and seeing what’s cooking from here until next week. Chau!
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Antonio Santiago
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