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Oct 2007
Mel Gibson Back to Partying?
TMZ.com is reporting that actor Mel Gibson spent some time in Bali getting sweaty and bleary-eyed at a bar last month.
DUI darling and self-professed King of Malibu, Mel Gibson, got his swerve on while partying at The Living Room Bar in Bali last month. Passionfruit martini of the Anti-Christ! In August, a judge ruled that Mel’s attendance to AA meetings were now voluntary.
Last July, he was pinched for DUI and the world heard his misogynistic, anti-semitic tirade. He’s been documented having a good time at bars in countries other than the US. Let’s see if he learned a lesson and keeps his mouth shut.
More of Mel’s previous escapades here at Bumpshack.com.
photo source: TMZ
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ืื ืืืคืขืื cartwheels ืฉืื ืชืืืืืช ืืฆืืจื ืืืืื ืืืืชืจ
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ืืขืืืื ืืื ืชืืืืฃ
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ืืื ืืฃ ืคืขื ืื ืืกืคืืง ืืฉืื
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Close your mouth Melvie, you look like you are catching flies.
Sheiskopf.
Oksana, when you turn 41, you have to ask Mel how hairy his schmekel is. Ask whether he remembers the huge schmekel display on the couch tonight.
Mel, if you are reading this in 10 years time, you are under no circumstances allowed to bring this up yourself. You are not allowed to discuss your schmekel with my daughter.
Last night, watching sports, I was shocked to see a Gatorade ad in which Harvey Keitel as a first-base coach counsels Derek Jeter to steal second and calls pitcher John Lackey “a schmendrick.” (Hereโs Lackeyโs comment). Shocked because schmendrick is one of my all-time favorite words to describe a loser. According to Leo Rostenโs classic, Joys of Yiddish, it means a grandiose shlemiel, a child, or a penis. Yesssss! The true definition of Mel Gibson.