Ellen DeGeneres Barks
I love Ellen DeGeneres. She has stood her ground even as the world screams that it’s wrong to be gay-a view I don’t share, of course-and she always fights for what she believes is real. Sort of like me with the Puerto Rican and other Independence movements. Ellen is brave and secure. And now, she’s barking.
Some doggy poop so called animal rights defensors took a dog away from her hairdresser. They represented an agency whose name is not worth mentioning because these egomaniacs have gotten their names on the news too much recently. The issue is their dog, a Brussels named Griffon, had been adopted by Ellen and her partner and when he did not get along with Ellen’s cats, she gave it away to her hairdresser and her daughters, and to a better home for the dog.
I love dogs. I have one, an Australian Shepperd named Beauty, that has been around 13 years. We got it when she was 20 days old. She was born on the same day of my parents’ wedding anniversary of all days. Beauty is the only Australian-American-Puerto Rican I have known in my life. Which makes her Puertoaustramerican. Let me tell you a couple of stories about Beauty. Beauty used to sleep in the other room. Since the first time she saw me go into a Diabetic coma, and since I have only gotten those during the morning after my evening insulin shot has ”over”worked, she sleeps next to me in my family room, and I feel she does that to protect me because she fears I may go into another coma. The second story about her is, my late grandmother Pola used to hate dogs. Yet with time she came to love Beauty so much she used to pray so that she would die before Beauty did because she would feel depressed if Beauty died first. That, my friends, is how much a part of a family a dog can become.
Of course, it is up to us humans to screw things up. Men screw women, women screw men, but there are certian people, like, ehem, those from that animal dog rescue association, who are screwing a dog! And two entire families! What can be more sickening than that? The two women that took the dog away from the hairdresser’s home, your husbands should watch out cause if you are screwing with a dog you’ll screw anyone else.
You see, Ellen and her partner are suffering, the hairdresser and her daughters are suffering, and Griffon is suffering. About the only beings that are not suffering are the dog agency and Ellen’s cats. Do I hear those people from the agency go “meow, meow!?” Griffon does not know what’s going on and he probably misses his extended family. As far as the hairdresser’s daughter, I don’t know their ages but if they are small, the people at the agency have just given them a great example of greed and injustice.
As for Ellen, she was seen talking on her show about the situation wearing a pair of Black jeans with classic Chuck Taylor Converse shoes in White and a classy Black turtleneck. The accesories made her look young and the color coordinate couldn’t be better. The turtleneck was correct because after all the temperature is coming down, so it’s about time we all start wearing our stronger cloth around. She looked very adequate on that show, she knew what to put on and her outfit brought out her golden earrings and blond hair.
As far as Griffon, I hope the dog returns home to the hairdresser and daughters soon. Those ladies’ husbands wouldn’t want to know their wives have been screwing dogs. And Griffon deserves better than some dimwitted humans next to him.
I love you all my friends and readers. Until next week, I shall see you around!
POSTED BY: Antonio Santiago
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