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Nov 2007
Angelina Jolie Needs to Eat

What has happened to Angelina Jolie? I’ve never liked her personally; I think she’s a homewrecker. But, despite what Donald Trump might think, she was always beautiful and had a wonderful curvy body. However, her latest pictures just make me think, where did she go? Is all that running back and forth to Africa burning that many calories? She looks like she’s in terrible shape. Her arms are all bony and veiny, and her face looks paler than usual. Is she sick? Does Brad not take her out anymore?
Angie: go use some of your millions and buy yourself a sandwich!
Image source: Just Jared
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She’s a blood bender…