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Joe Crybaby 

Wah wah wah, poor baby Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame is bitching and moaning about life behind bars.

“I fear for my life if I have to go back there [Florida]. These are the same people that killed a 14-year-old boy,” a reference to a February 2006 incident in which a teen died while being restrained by guards.

Why would someone in prison want to kill Francis, for any reason other than he’s a whiny bitch?  I mean, wouldn’t a bunch of hard-up prisoners be groveling at his feet in order to hear some Girls Gone Wild stories?  Don’t hard-up men like GGW?

He later whined:

“They treated me like I was a terrorist.  They’d put my food just out of reach and laugh with each other, ‘Oh, I guess Joe wasn’t hungry today.’ “

Oh, give me a break.  He treats women like crap, films underage girls getting nude, and evades his taxes.  Karma is a bitch, and apparently, so is Joe Francis.

Photo Source:  Indy Media


POSTED BY: Jebbica

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