Britney Spears Thinks Babies are Dogs
Britney Spears seems to think that babies are like dogs, and if you lose one or two, you can just go to the store and buy some more.
News of the World is reporting that Britney is in the works of adopting six-year-old twins from China. Has the whole world gone crazy?! China must have gone nuts, too. A judge takes away her kids, and she thinks that she can trade them in? Not only that, but NOTW reports that she’s shelling out $50,000 on her own funeral because she “fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave.”
I barely know what to even say regarding this. Um, nothing goes better than four babies and a funeral? Someone please tell me the logic in any of this, or has Britney become Alice in her own bizzaro Wonderland?
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