Britney Spears Steals Wig, Tries to Shoplift Underwear

US Weekly Reports:
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”
Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”
Spears’ tantrum only continued. “The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card.” As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”
Since when did Britney start wearing underwear? You know though y’all, thems pannies is so dang ’spensive!She ain’t gon’ wear ‘em if they ain’t free! Also, who does she think she’s fooling with a “Barely Legal” slogan? She passed that mark about seven years ago. She needs some underoos that say “Cain’t Read Good.” She really showed them though with stealing that wig. They won’t be sending her a bill or taking her to court or anything. Not Brit-Brit! I wonder if they’ll let her keep the wig on for the mugshots….
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Britney should get a life
I think I smell something burning; this pop-tart pop-star has been in the toaster way too long!