Celebrity Rules to Live By
So, you want to be a celeb? Think having multi-million dollar houses and a car for each day of the week sounds appealing? Well then, if you want to avoid being a trainwreck and tabloid fodder, here are a few suggestions:
- Always be nice to people who work in the service industry. You never know, you might be doing their job in a year or two. Tip generously, and act humble. Important: An autograph is NOT a tip!
- HIRE A DRIVER, and let him/her take you wherever you want to go, especially on clubbing nights.
- Never go into a restaurant and demand that the chef make something that isn’t on the menu. Again, you do not screw with people in the restaurant industry if you value what you’re about to put in your mouth.
- Never walk the red carpet wearing something made out of cotton balls or toilet paper just because it was made for you by a famous designer.
- Always have double-stick tape on hand.
- Don’t listen to all those people who are constantly in a tizzy about someone’s weight. That’s just too much pressure. It’s all, “You’re too fat!” and then when you lose weight, it’s all, “GO EAT A SANDWICH!!” Just strive to be healthy and fit. Hire a personal trainer and nutritionist, and fuggedaboutit.
- Stay away from trendy religions.
- There are two times when it is okay NOT to wear underwear: In the shower and during sex.
- When having sex, check the room for cameras.
- In a tabloid-writer’s eyes, it is better to snort coke than to smoke cigarettes. You might want to stay away from both.
Photo source: Washington Post
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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