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Kristen Bell Sexiest B-Lister Around?

The A-List celebs get so much ink and press that often a sexy babe like Kristen Bell can go overlooked until she lets it all bare loose on the cover of a magazine. Bell looks very tasty on the January cover of Complex.  Two covers were produced for this issue.  Which cover of Kristen is the hottest?

Complex Magazine Kristen Bell

 

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Cuddly Links 11-30-07

Body of Secret Porn Star Zoey Zane Likely Found–Bumpshack

Tila Tequila is a MySpace Whore–Bitten and Bound

Akon is at it again–Gabby Babble

David Beckham Shirtless!–Celebrity Royale

Hottie Kristen Bell is Complex–Pink Meat Company

What Today’s Hotties Looked Like 10 Years Ago–Celebrity Smack!

Milo Ventimiglia does Style Watch–Taylor’s Entertainment News

Kim Kardashian Theft a Publicity Stunt

Kim Kardashian's Butt 

The reported theft of $50,000 worth of valuables belonging to famous-for-no-reason Kim Kardashian at JFK Airport is a hoax, according to Page Six. Police disbelieve Kardashian’s claim that someone took her valuables while she was being mobbed by fans. The voluptuous sex taper allegedly lost her diamonds, a Cartier watch, a digital camera and her laptop on November 8, but law enforcement officials suspect it’s a publicity stunt. “Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft. Kardashian’s reps didn’t return calls.”

Related Article:  Kim Kardashian Theft at Airport

Photo Source:  Hollyscoop

Jeff Gerstmann Fired From GameSpot

Jeff Gerstmann 

Yesterday, Jeff Gerstmann was reportedly fired from his position at GameSpot. 

Who is Jeff Gerstmann

Jeff Gerstmann, 32,  is the former editorial director of GameSpot, the popular gaming website .

Gerstmann started working at GameSpot in the fall of 1996, around the launch of VideoGameSpot (back when GameSpot separated PC and console games into completely separate entities). He shared his thoughts on a variety of other subjects every Monday on his GameSpot blog. He has also been quoted by the New York Times as a video game expert and says that he owns over 2000 games.

Founding member of the bands Headboard, The Suburban All-Stars, and Midnight Brown, Gerstmann has an extensive musical career that has earned him a fair amount of musical fame.

Jeff was largely part of the audio section of GameSpot. Most of the background music or intro music for shows is provided by instrumental tracks from Midnight Brown. In older video reviews at the end of the video the numerical score would be announced, Jeff also provided the voice for these scores. Additionally, Gerstmann’s vocal stylings can be heard on the theme songs for Time Trotters (A single episode live-action series that was later revived in animated form), GameSpot‘s game show, Button Mashing, and Indievelopment: a video documentary following Echelon Software’s progress on their game Black Powder Red Earth.

Gerstmann also appeared on ABC’s T.V. show, Good Morning America as a guest in September 1999 to discuss the launch of Sega‘s Dreamcast gaming console.

The first game system Gerstmann owned was a Fairchild Channel F which his parents, who own an auto-repair and tire business, bought opposed to the Atari 2600 as there were some educational games available for it. After being ruined in a flood, he then purchased an Atari home computer.

He replaced Rich Gallup as the host of On the Spot.

After rumors of his firing, it was confirmed on November 29. His email address on GameSpot has been deactivated. The official details of his departure are still unknown. “Currently, a recent Penny-Arcade comic accuses CNET of terminating Gerstmann due to the content of his recent review of Eidos’ Kane & Lynch, a company which has advertising on the GameSpot website, however no official word has been released from Gertmann, CNET, or Eidos,”  Wikipedia reports.

Photo Source:  TV.com

Quaid Twins Fighting for Their Lives

Christmas looks dark for actor Dennis Quaid, 53, and wife Kimberly, 36, as their twins, 21 day old  Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace Quaid fight for their lives once again. The Quaid twins were among three patients who were given 1,000 times the amount allowed on a patient of a medicine named Heparin at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, California.

According to the free encyclopedia, Wikipedia.org, Heparin has the highest negative charge density of any known biological molecule. While I don’t know exactly what that means since I am no doctor, that does not sound good at all.

Heparin is a blood thinner  or anticoagulant. One of the only known treatments for an overdose is protamine sulfate, which according to Wikipedia, also must be added to the overdosed patients at the same amount at which the Heparin was given. My question is, how will two tender, newborn babies whose bodies are just starting to get used to the environment, fight 1,000 cc’s of Heparin and then 1,000 cc’s of protamine sulfate? Poor angels!

I myself was the victim of an irresponsible nurse myself at age 15 when she accidentally overdosed me with Venadryl. Clearly my life was in danger although not even 10 percent as much as these tiny babies’ lifes were. It was a memorable night for me because of what I cannot recall. My body had such reactions that I have been told, I had the entire medical staff working on me while I offered them insults, under the influence of the medicine.

Clearly, we must hold the hospitals accountable when things like these happen. Everybody commits mistakes, but when it comes down to dealing with lifes, mistakes cannot be overlooked. How can hospitals hire such inept people like the ones that gave these babies the overdose?

With that comment said, I will like to point out that  Black dresses are it again. An elegant Black dress is always chic for a dinner or party occasion and would fit perfectly with the supercold Decembers countries north of the Equator usually have. But be careful what you wear when you buy a Black dress,grandma’s old  wool is not in, leather is. Depending on the occasion also, a Black or Red hat may or may not be reccomendable. With so much partying to be done, you have to look your best and that’s what I am here for.

I will not mention any female target of desires this week, because my only desire is for the Quaid twins to be able to surpass this new, uphill battle the two angels will face. I will pray to The Lord so that their lives are saved and that his parents may find Him through this, so far terrible, experience, and that this Christmas really brings a miracle to the Quaid family. I beg you to join me in my prayers.

Until next week! 

  

I know that you probably came expecting to read some article by me with some attempts at jokes or something, but this is far too serious to make some fun and to leave out.  

Because Everyone Deserves Their 15 Minutes…

Everybody needs a sister that can get down to the smooth beat of Lil’ John’s ‘Oh Na Na Naa Naah (I’m So Horny)’.

Celeb Quote of the Day: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt Shirtless 

“I don’t want to be embarrassed when my kids are old enough to see my films. I can’t see any more nude scenes [in my future].”

 –Brad Pitt

 And all around the world, millions of women and gay men mourn.

Photo Source:  Perez Hilton

It’s Official: Katie Holmes is a Living Doll

Katie Holme-bot 

Katie Holmes’ new ‘do makes her look even more robotic than normal.  I’m just sayin’!

Celebrity Rules to Live By

 

So, you want to be a celeb?  Think having multi-million dollar houses and a car for each day of the week sounds appealing?  Well then, if you want to avoid being a trainwreck and tabloid fodder, here are a few suggestions:

  1. Always be nice to people who work in the service industry.  You never know, you might be doing their job in a year or two.  Tip generously, and act humble.  Important:  An autograph is NOT a tip!
  2. HIRE A DRIVER, and let him/her take you wherever you want to go, especially on clubbing nights.
  3. Never go into a restaurant and demand that the chef make something that isn’t on the menu. Again, you do not screw with people in the restaurant industry if you value what you’re about to put in your mouth.
  4. Never walk the red carpet wearing something made out of cotton balls or toilet paper just because it was made for you by a famous designer.
  5. Always have double-stick tape on hand.
  6. Don’t listen to all those people who are constantly in a tizzy about someone’s weight. That’s just too much pressure. It’s all, “You’re too fat!” and then when you lose weight, it’s all, “GO EAT A SANDWICH!!” Just strive to be healthy and fit. Hire a personal trainer and nutritionist, and fuggedaboutit.
  7. Stay away from trendy religions. 
  8. There are two times when it is okay NOT to wear underwear:  In the shower and during sex.
  9. When having sex, check the room for cameras.
  10. In a tabloid-writer’s eyes, it is better to snort coke than to smoke cigarettes.  You might want to stay away from both.

Photo source:  Washington Post

Britney Spears Steals Wig, Tries to Shoplift Underwear

Britney Spears 

US Weekly Reports:

Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”

Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.

An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”

Spears’ tantrum only continued. “The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card.”  As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”

Since when did Britney start wearing underwear?  You know though y’all, thems pannies is so dang ‘spensive!  She ain’t gon’ wear ‘em if they ain’t free!  Also, who does she think she’s fooling with a “Barely Legal” slogan?  She passed that mark about seven years ago.  She needs some underoos that say “Cain’t Read Good.”  She really showed them though with stealing that wig.  They won’t be sending her a bill or taking her to court or anything.  Not Brit-Brit!  I wonder if they’ll let her keep the wig on for the mugshots….

Photo Source:  US Weekly

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