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Britney Spears is the Biggest Moron on the Planet

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is allegedly desperate to win back her children and her ex-hubby Kevin Federline.  So, how does she go about obtaining this goal?  She parties, runs over people’s feet, runs redlights, forgets her underwear, and her latest, she’s a cleptomaniac. 

WTF?  Are her priorities seriously getting a few minutes of attention from The Bloggers over ensuring the safety of her children?  Because seriously.  Stealing a Bic lighter from a gas station?  That isn’t going to win K-Fed back.  She’s just giving him ample amounts of ammo to use to prove what an unfit mother she is. 

Why are people still letting her adopt animals?  Why are people talking with her about possibly adopting more babies to corrupt?  And why the hell is she not getting prosecuted for any of these thefts and smashed feet and reckless driving?  Pop stars are not above the law.  Send her to jail!  The girl needs to wake up quick before she wakes up dead–or worse, winds up killing one of those poor babies due to her own stupidity.  You’re not cute, Brit.  This behavior is just making you look like the biggest loser in the universe!  Please get some help.  Chris Crocker:  quit trying to get into Hyde and help out your girl.

Photo Source:  TMZ


POSTED BY: Jebbica

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  1. December 9th, 2007 | 4:49 pm

    amen! (but really why do we even still care??? i don’t know but we do??)

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