The Trollsen Twins
There is a new MySpace page allegedly run by PETA (though I highly doubt it) that is dedicated to The Trollsen Twins, aka Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen. “PETA” is attacking them for wearing fur.
Their Myspace reads:
Hi, we’re Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone’s family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever.
The Trollsen’s interests? “Being a pair of unpleasant, airheaded fur hags. Hey, at least we’ve achieved our dreams.”
The site also features a “lost episode” of Full House and a game that lets you dress the Trollsens for yourself.
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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Fur looks great on people! I am buying rabbit coats for my two daughters. One of my daughter even picked a pink one.
Don’t let the crazies get you down! Wear fur, its warm and soft!!!
I personally don’t really see the point in wearing fur when the fake stuff sometimes looks just as good. But, what do I know…it’s 80 degrees F here, so it’s not like there’s a big need for it where I live. I once bought a nice coat on clearance and didn’t realize that the fur around the hood was real. It was Coyote, of all animals! My cat attacked it when I went to sleep, so that was the end of that.