Note: None of these links seemed very “cuddly” today!

Some Russian tennis girl tied up and robbed (Deuce!)–Bumpshack

Proof that Hollywood keeps force-feeding us the same crap over and over again–Dirty Disher

Hillary Clinton is looking weathered–Dlisted

Some people don’t have love for New York (WHAT??!)–Celebrity Smack!

Fergie Ferg is MC Pee Pants–Bitten and Bound

Some blonde chick is joining The Hills next season. Can anyone tell any of these people apart? I can’t even tell which one is supposed to be Spencer, because they all look like cloned Barbies.–Allie is Wired

Britney has meth sores–Celeb Dirty Laundry

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