Jessica Simpson: The Poor Man’s Julia Roberts
Uh, no. Not even close. I haven’t even seen Pretty Woman, but I already know what a horrible idea this is. What? I’m a girl who hasn’t seen Pretty Woman? A girl who, like Julia Roberts, is from Georgia and has a big ol’ mouth? I know, I’ll get around to it one of these days. Anyway, Papa “I Can’t Afford New Photo Shoots for my Daughter’s Movies” Joe Simpson seems to think that he’s going to put daughter Jessica in a remake of Pretty Woman and it’s going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
“ Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.”
Does he know that Julia Roberts was a prostitute in that movie? Papa Joe is an idiot. He probably wants to play Richard Gere.
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POSTED BY: Jebbica
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Incest!
This is the man who praised her breasts in print a year or so ago.