ANTM’s Elyse Sewell and The Shins’ Marty Crandall Get Arrested!
Oh, inverted world!
Elyse Sewell from the first season of America’s Next Top Model and her ex-boyfriend, Marty Crandall from The Shins, were arrested on Friday night in Sacramento for domestic abuse.
Elyse wrote on her Livejournal:
On the drive home (home?) from Albuquerque to Portland, my ex-boyfriend got shitfaced and roughed me up in a Sacramento hotel. I escaped from the room through a blitzkrieg of violence and talked to hotel security, who called the fuzz.
Because he had a bite mark, inflicted in self-defense, on his arm, Marty told the police to PRESS CHARGES OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AGAINST ME. Now I am a felon. Jailors. America’s Next Top Model fans, all. As the warden took pics of my bloody knuckles for evidence (!!!! evidence!), he quipped, “So there goes that hand modeling job, huh? What’s Tyra going to say about this?” And here is how I was summoned from the holding cell for a strip-search, complete with a thorough plumbing of the boodissy: “Hey, Supermodel! Git over here!”
Elyse was bailed out, but Marty is still “wincing the night away” in jail!
Source: Dlisted
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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blitzkrieg? lol bimbo’s if you’re ever gonna use deep words make sure you know what it means.
Blitzkrieg = lightning war, a surprise attack.
Sounds all right to me.
Uh, Gerri, Elyse is a med student and a very smart girl. If you read her journal you’d know…she knows ‘deep’ words and the context in which to use them, and she is the complete opposite of a bimbo. You, on the other hand, can’t even use capitalization and puncuation correctly.
poor bitter gerri…