Avril Lavigne is Pregnant
It just is not going to end until every last one of them is pregnant, is it?
Avril Lavigne is the latest to get knocked up, says Just Jared. I wonder if it’s Perez Hilton’s baby?
Avril Lavigne is pregnant, according to radio host Zack Taylor.
The 23-year-old Canadian pop rock princess is reportedly 1.5 months pregnant, which means Avril’s expecting her baby in August.
This would be Ms. Lavigne’s and Sum 41 husband Deryck Whibley’s first child together. The couple celebrate their second wedding anniversary in July.
With all these pregnant celebs, they’re going to run out of weirdo pretentious baby names! They’re going to be naming their kids after the first thing they see. “Applesauce Catheter Lavigne-Whibley”, anyone?
UPDATE: Are they, or aren’t they?! Crabbie’s Hollywood is reporting that no, Avril is NOT pregnant, and it was all just a practical joke.
Some jerk-ass Canadian radio host thought it would be hysterical to spread the rumor that Avril Lavigne is pregnant by her stupid husband Deryck Whibley (wasn’t he a drummer in Spinal Tap?). Thankfully, Avril’s reps have come out and said the whole thing isn’t true.
Let’s face it…pregnant women are the most insufferable people on the face of the earth (next to gay gossip bloggers). And we know how intolerable Avril already is. So could you imagine her knocked up? Yeegads…
Crabbie, I’m with you!
Source: Just Jared, Crabbie’s Hollywood
Photo: Taume.com
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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Congrats!
George Vreeland Hill
I would be happy to make her pregnant.