Michael Stipe has a schoolboy crush!

REM frontman and gay vegetarian Michael Stipe recently confessed to being seduced by Mike Huckabee.� Don’t be fooled, Michael!� It’s the eyes!� It’s the “aww, shucks” Kevin Spacey charm!

He told Jane Pratt on her Sirius radio show:

“I’ve never seen the guy [Huckabee] talk, not even online. I have never seen him talk for 30 seconds…[and] he’s really charming. I instantly wanted to call [Generation X author] Doug Coupland and say ‘OK, project one year into the future for me: what the hell does this mean?’ Because he’s a creationist, he’s a Baptist minister. I can’t think of probably a single issue in which I am even remotely in the same universe as that guy.and yet, he was kind of charming and self-deprecating. He was actually kind of a good sport, and funny, and I don’t know what that means. Maybe it’s a good thing that’s he’s being lauded right now by the right. He’s an evangelical. May God bless all living creatures but my god, how weird.”

Look away from the hypnotic eyes, Michael, and do some research on all the candidates!� You might find that end the end, Huck is the right…um, fit for you, but I seriously doubt it.� You two go together about as well as Liza and David.

Source: Towleroad�

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