Bigger! Bret-ier! Skankier! Rock of Love is back!

Bandana-clad Bret Michaels starts out by picking out four girls, faking them out like he’s going to send them home. Instead, he chooses them to be his V.I.P.s, or Venereal-Inducing P******s!

He has sworn to find “love” this time, so he has enlisted a harem of strippers and trannies to be his conquests. Whatever floats your boat, Bret! If I were him, I would have taken one look at Catherine and her feathered hair and said, “Winner!” and the show would be over! That cougar rocks my socks.

So, what is there to say beyond a bunch of skanks throw themselves at this has-been, and I just can’t keep watching without feeling like I want to shower. And read the dictionary.

One girl, Courtney, slept through elimination, and one girl, Jackie, had the decency to eliminate herself! So, that left an unexpected spot. The drama! In the end, Bret goes with his boner gut and chooses Ambre to take the coveted extra spot. In the end, the eliminated girls were Erin, Ashley, Courtney, and Missi.

Photo: Flavor of Love Blog

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