American Idol 7: The Best of the Worst!
Wasn’t last night fun? Well, for the people who aren’t fawning over Kristy Lee Cook, here are the entertaining tidbits from last night’s American Idol premiere.
Alexis Cohen. The glittery gal was one mad b*tch! And really, I can’t blame her. It’s not like she didn’t tell them she sang like Janis Joplin, and the judges were impressed with the name, but when she actually belted out Janis Joplin-like vocals, she was dismissed. I have had this discussion with people before that if Janis Joplin ever walked onto Idol, she’d be laughed out of the whole place, and then they would make fun of her for being unattractive. Alexis even stopped by a cousin site to put in her two cents, and she isn’t wrong.
Much more after the jump!
My favorite of the night was Paul Marturano. Despite being creepier than hell (you KNOW that was all put on for show!), he was astute and a pretty decent singer. Check out the lyrics…they crack me up!
Next is this girl, Christina Tolisano, who was a self-proclaimed dork (”Duh!”). Though this girl had a point, that AI only wants a certain type of person, I found her to be extremely obnoxious and self-important. You can be a nerd without perpetuating the stereotype and giving them a bad name, Christina!
And finally, Milo Turk, whose song “No Sex Allowed” was probably the greatest song written of all time. It made Paul’s song look like he was the model boyfriend!
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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