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Britney’s Obituary is Already Written

Britney Spears

How sad is this?

UsWeekly is reporting that the Associated Press has been working on Britney Spears’ obituary to hold onto for a rainy day.

AP’s entertainment editor, Jesse Washington, told Us, “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

Source: Dlisted, Photo: Webwombat.com


POSTED BY: Jebbica

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