Papa Joe Simpson wants to Boot Pete so he can Pimp Out Ashlee!
Papa Joe Simpson is so disgusting. He will make his daughters do anything to earn a buck! His latest stroke of genius (emphasis on stroke) is to kick Pete Wentz to the curb so that he can pitch a reality show where guys vie for daughter Ashlee’s heart!
Sick freak Joe Simpson is telling his daughter Ashlee to dump her boyfriend Pete Wentz - not because he thinks girly-man Pete is bad for her, but because he wants Ashlee single so he can pitch a reality show in which men would compete for her hand.
And who would be the contestants on this show anyway? 13 dopey guys between the ages of 21-35…and one older fellow in a wig and moustache who calls himself “Moe Grimpson.” And guess who would win? I think we all know.
Moe Grimpson! It’s funny because I can totally see that happening. Which also makes it really, really sad.
Source and Photo: Crabbie’s Hollywood
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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