Papa Joe Simpson is so disgusting. He will make his daughters do anything to earn a buck! His latest stroke of genius (emphasis on stroke) is to kick Pete Wentz to the curb so that he can pitch a reality show where guys vie for daughter Ashlee‘s heart!

Sick freak Joe Simpson is telling his daughter Ashlee to dump her boyfriend Pete Wentz – not because he thinks girly-man Pete is bad for her, but because he wants Ashlee single so he can pitch a reality show in which men would compete for her hand.

And who would be the contestants on this show anyway? 13 dopey guys between the ages of 21-35…and one older fellow in a wig and moustache who calls himself “Moe Grimpson.” And guess who would win? I think we all know.

Moe Grimpson!� It’s funny because I can totally see that happening.� Which also makes it really, really sad.

Source and Photo: Crabbie’s Hollywood

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