05
Feb 2008
John Mayer in a Thong!
Nope, that’s not Borat, it’s John Mayer on his cruise ship! If I knew he was going to be running around half naked, I would have tried to get on that boat! The lime green “suit” looks slightly more flattering on John’s buff bod (I can’t believe I just typed that), but that thing is still all kinds of fugly!
Photo: Perez Hilton
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OMG,,he is still hot though.John Mayer is the best musician of this decade.
Not a good picture of him.
What was he thinking?
George Vreeland Hill
Yummy. Every little thing he does is magic!
AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE, HE HAS A PLACE TO SIT !
And when he is finished sitting on JJ’s face, MINE will be right next to her’s, and emmmm shoes and shirt are NOT required…..NOR even a Mankini…heh heh
He looks like he stinks like feces. John Mayer is so damn ugly. Give me Rob Pattinson anyday.