Boo Hoo! So Giselle Bundchen Did Not Spend a Night With Me…AKA: Grammy Fashions
Well, the Super Bowl came and went, and I did not get to see Gisele Bundchen. All the time she spent here was spent in deep secrecy and she didn’t even do sightseeing. Maybe she spent all the time getting boned by Tom Brady and that’s why the Patriots lost Super Bowl 42 to the New York Giants, 17-14. Let me tell you, I guarantee you she’d had a better time in bed with me.
But I do have some fashion news for you my dear women. After all, it was Grammy night last night and Grammy night is, well, like High School Football Friday nights, when some parents come in their best behavior and some animals don’t. For the record, the only reason I don’t approve cold blooded skin removal from those who mentally abuse their children into becoming the best athletes or entertainers and then take it off on other people when their kids fail, is that I am a supporter of animal rights, so they have rights too.
So, Grammy night last night. What did we see? We saw Alicia Keys in a navy blue one piece dress with a matching scarf and gold earrings, plus a red purse. It was tastefully combined and looked great, her skin tone the perfect background to such an excellent combination. And the dress highlighted her derriere, bringing an image we the male monkies of this world should treasure forever.
Joey Fatone, formerly of N’SYNC fame, seemed to have pulled it off with his elegant tuxedo. That is, until you looked at his feet. Poor Joey seems like he was playing basketball and forgot he had the Grammys ahead of him that night, because he wore some sneakers that reminded me of Larry Bird’s best days…as a forward for the Boston Celtics. Fatone’s sneakers are a no-no for the Grammys. Fatone’s date, Lisa Rinna, saved the day for them with a sleek, silver one piece that did falter a bit around her feet too, because it was a tad too long and made her look like she was stepping on it.
Jam and his wife, Lisa, dressed very elegantly, him with brown sunglasses, a suit, white shirt and a blue necktie. His boys were equally elegant. His wife looked like a Goddess with a precious lime dress which combined with her nice hairdo made a great impression. The only one that was a fashion victim out of Jam’s family was his daughter. I feel sorry for the child, because teens and pre-teens can be cruel and if they see what she wore, she’s on for a terrible time on Monday at school. Old time dresses with cufflinks are just so ’80s. As in the 1880’s. They made her wear something like that! Shame because she is very pretty.
Actress Tia Carrere did not look a day over the original Wayne’s World release. Hey Garth, like, “Way, dude!”. I hadn’t seen her in a very long time and she looks good. I liked her Blue dress but it could have been better had she not put a Golden garment over her waist.
There were many, many more star sightnings and fashions to be talked about last night, my friends, but my purpose is to entertain you, not make you feel like you are reading the credits after a movie down to the key grip guy. So those are the ones who caught my eye.
Today’s celebrity I must do of the week, Alicia Keys. Her dress last night more than convinced me she and I would “match up” real well. Where are the drinks being served at? I want her happy and in the mood. Don’t we all guys? Who needs Gisele Bundchen when you have one Alicia Keys?
Until next week, my dear friends, I hope you once again have enjoyed my zany, wild and outspoken comments and dubious fashion sense, which I myself sometimes recognize it’s there, other times it’s gone down the toilet. But it’s all dedicated to you because you love me and I love you too, and like John and Paul said, all we need is love.
On that note, see you around! Let me know if you or a girl you know are up for a date!
POSTED BY: Antonio Santiago
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