2008 March | Backseat Cuddler
Subscribe to RSS Subscribe to Comments

Backseat Cuddler

Jonas Brothers at the KCA: Fashionable or Little Old Men?

Jonas Brothers KCA

The Jonas Brothers showed up looking stylish at last night’s Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.  The question is, is there style fashionable, or do they just look like miniature old people?  I think they look cute regardless, even though I can definitely see a hard-partying night of shuffleboard in their futures!

What do YOU think?

Photo: Dlisted 

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Jonas Brothers Tickets Available to Fan Club Today
Miley and Jonas
Jonas Brother Hospitalized after Running into Wall
JoBro Fashions
Joe Jonas Goes to the Plastic Surgeon
Jonas Brothers Vow to Stay Virgins Until Marriage
Miley Cyrus’ Rockin’ New Year’s Eve Video
Miley Cyrus Dating Nick Jonas
Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are Over!
Jonas Brothers Want You to Eat your Breakfast!

Lindsay Lohan Looks 75

Lindsay Lohan Bag Lady

Lindsay Lohan…WTF happened to you?  First, your 14-year-old sister looks 40, and now you look like a 75-year-old bag lady?  What gives? Is there some kind of pro-aging creme these girls are using?  I guess meth will do that to you, though!

Photo: Dlisted 

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Lindsay Lohan’s New Fab Look
Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?
Celeb Quote of the Day: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan … What Are You Wearing?
Lindsay Lohan…You Look Amazing!
Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape: It’s Not Her
Lindsay Lohan New York Magazine Outtakes
Lindsay Lohan…What Are You Wearing?
Lindsay Lohan Arriving at Clive Davis’ Pre-Grammy Party
Lindsay Lohan Leggings Coming to a Store Near You?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Did NOT Get Married

Brangelina

Rumor had it, according to Star Magazine, that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married this weekend in New Orleans.  But, the story never happened, and the couple wasn’t even there!

Star Magazine has retracted their statement on their website:

“Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. “There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned,” one source told Star. “Brad and Angelina’s was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn’t good, so we were indoors.”

After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina’s reps have not commented.”

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Angelina Jolie’s Baby Bump
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at The Critic’s Choice Awards
Angelina Jolie In More Maternity Garb
Angelina Jolie Covers Up Rumors That She’s Pregnant
Brad & Angelina Producing HBO Series Together
Brad and Angie and Gwen and Gavin Get Together
Angelina Asserts her Authority
Angelina Jolie: My Kids Are Too Young To See Mom Like That
Generous Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Give Millions To Charity
Angelina Jolie is Pregnant with Twins!

When Owners Start Looking Like Their Animals: Ashley Tisdale Edition

Ashley Tisdale and Penny

Ashley Tisdale is busy filming High School Musical 3 right now. Is she aware that her hair is getting to look exactly like her dogs?? Just wondering…

Photo Source: Tressed Out Celebs

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
Ashley Tisdale Looks Like Michael Jackson
Ashley Tisdale: Cute Dog, Bad Nose Job
Ashley Tisdale…Still Looks Like Michael Jackson
Ashley Tisdale….Whose Nose Are You Wearing??
Ashley Tisdale Recovering From Nose Job
Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale’s Lesbian Kiss?
Ashley Tisdale…Are You Serious?
Ashley Tisdale Jealous of Vanessa Hudgens New Fame
Megan Fox Afraid of Peeing her Pants at MTV Movie Awards
Celebrity Kisses…Valentine’s Edition

Hustler Stars Jamie Lynn Spears In A New Movie

Hustler June 2008

Is Hustler out of line with this ad? And do keep in mind it’s a joke!! It’s appearing in their June 2008 issue.

They do have a point though…what the heck is a 16-year old doing pregnant? It shouldn’t be happening!

“We just couldn’t let this one slip by us!” states Bruce David, HUSTLER Magazine’s Editorial Director. “The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears…it’s too perfect! You can’t make this stuff up!”

Wow…is all I can say!!

Photo Source: Daily Stab

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
Was Jamie Lynn Spears Raped?
Angels Watching Over Jamie Lynn!
Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Bump
Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Bump Photos
First Photos of Jamie Lynn’s Baby Bump
Jamie Lynn is Having a Boy
Pregnant Jamie Lynn Gets Beat Up
Jamie Lynn Spears Being Forced Into A Shotgun Wedding
Is Jamie Lynn Spears Engaged to Casey Aldridge?
Jamie Lynn Spears Giving Her Baby to Her Mom?

Did Heath Ledger Have A “Love Child”??

Heath Ledger

The latest news from Australia is saying that Heath Ledger “could have” fathered a love child.

The Hollywood star is believed to have been 17 when he had an affair with an older woman.

The mother - in a relationship with another man at the time - is thought to have only learned she was pregnant after the affair with Ledger ended.

Ledger’s uncle, Haydn Ledger, yesterday confirmed there was a “real possibility” his nephew had fathered a girl with the woman.

Family sources said the girl was raised by the woman and the other man, although there were suspicions about the child’s father.

Heath was still at school at Guildford Grammar when he began the affair with the woman, then aged 25.

Yesterday another family source said: “She had the baby. Everyone lived under the assumption that she was the daughter of the mother’s boyfriend and that is how she has been brought up.”

 The woman is now married with a young family.

If the girl turns out to be Heath’s biological daughter it could make things worse with his will. Then Matilda and the girl would split his inheritance.

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
Heath Ledger: Surrounded by Sleeping Pills
Heath Ledger Dies of Pneumonia
Heath Ledger Died Because of an Accidental Overdose
What Did Heath Ledger Teach Gemma Ward?
Heath Ledger’s Death Ruled Accidental Overdose
More Pictures From Heath Ledger’s Last Days
Heath Ledger’s Van Stolen Around the Time of his Death
Happy Birthday Heath Ledger…New Joker Photos
UPDATE: ET Has Decided To Not Run The Heath Ledger Video
Last Photo of Heath Ledger Alive

Jennifer Love Hewitt…What Are You Wearing?

Jennifer Love Hewitt Kids Choice Awards ‘08

The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards were on last night. My pick for the worst dressed of the night was Jennifer Love Hewitt. I like the dress…well not really…but it is pretty for spring. But then the pants underneath?? Did she forget to take them off after getting there?? I’m not sure what happened here!

Photo Source: 7Confessions Gossip

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
Jennifer Love Hewitt…What Are You Doing?
Jennifer Love Hewitt… Just How Old Are You?
Jennifer Love Hewitt to do Playboy?
Jennifer Love Hewitt Offers Advice To Men
Jennifer Aniston has a Tiny Penis
Pete Wentz…WTF Are You Wearing?
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer On a Second Romantic Weekend
Jennifer Love Hewitt Fights Back
Jennifer Stroth Mugshot
Jennifer Garner at the Oscars

Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie: Separated At Birth??

Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie

It looks like Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie have been separated at birth. Now if only they had the same hair color you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart…or could you?

Photo Source: OK Magazine

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
Separated at Birth??
Angelina Jolie in St. John Campaign
Owen’s New Girl
She needs to eat..
Angelina Jolie’s Baby Bump
Separated at Birth??
Angelina Jolie Signed On To Action Franchise
Angelina Jolie Covers Up Rumors That She’s Pregnant
Angelina Jolie Needs to Eat
Angelina Jolie In More Maternity Garb

No Doubt Reunion is Coming Soon!

No Doubt

When Gwen Stefani first broke away from No Doubt and went solo, I’m sure none of us expected the kind of super-stardom she would gain from it.  Now with another baby on the way, she thinks it is a good time for a reunion.  Do you think they will be successful if they get back together?

Gwen recently posted the following update to the official No Doubt message board:

“Hey No Doubters

Been thinking so much about you all lately as I am back in the studio again with the boys trying to write some new music. What an amazing few years it has been. So inspired going through the dance record phase of my life. Thank you so much for all your support! The tour was incredible. We ended up doing over 100 shows around the world and it was so rewarding and again inspiring. Thank you to everyone who came out to see it…memories for life! Great to be home with with all my boys. Feels crazy to be pregnant all over again!!!!! We have been spending every day up in the little studio in our house trying to write music. My favorite part so far is just seeing the guys everyday and hanging out. We have so much fun together. The songwriting part is a bit slow on my part…I think it has something to do with the baby in my belly but I’m sure it is all of the process and I really believe this could be the most inspired No Doubt record so far. Cant wait to see what happens. All my love g”

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
No Doubt Going Back to It’s Ska Roots?
‘I Love New York 2′ Reunion Recap
Madonna Nixes Reunion with David’s Dad in Malawi
Spice Girls Touring in Mega Style
There Will Not Be A NKOTB Reunion
‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Reunion Photo
Brad Pitt Museum Coming Soon to Missouri
Fists Fly at ‘Rock of Love 2′ Reunion
Lake Bell is Too Hot for GQ
The Spice Girls Say Goodbye…

Jamie Lynn’s Baby Registry at Babies-R-Us

Jamie Lynn Spears Babies-R-Us

Doesn’t Jamie Lynn Spears know that celebrities are supposed to register at Petit Tresor?  Also, she should be getting at least $4 million from People, instead of the measly $1 million from US Weekly?  I guess she’s trying to be as normal as she can be, because she’s registered at Babies-R-Us.  We should be thankful she didn’t register at Taco Bell and Starbucks!

Would YOU buy a baby gift for Jamie Lynn?  Check out her baby registry here.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
First Photos of Jamie Lynn’s Baby Bump
Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Bump Photos
Jamie Lynn Spears Giving Her Baby to Her Mom?
PETA Uses Jamie Lynn’s Pregnancy to Endorse Neutering
Jamie Lynn with Older Man (Photo)
Who IS Jamie Lynn’s Baby Daddy?!
Britney Spears Back Home for Jamie Lynn’s Baby Shower (Photos)
Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Bump
Jamie Lynn is Having a Boy
‘Bachelorette’ Trista Gives Birth to Baby Boy

Art Price Arrested for Having Sex with a Picnic Table

Art Price Mugshot

Take a good look at this guy, and then hide your picnic tables!

40-year-old Art Price of Bellevue, Ohio was arrested for having inappropriate relations with a picnic table on more than one occasion.

Art was seen by neighbors on four different occasions  making love (???) with a picnic table, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon.  One neighbor even videotaped it and turned the tape over to police. The Bellevue police caption said, The first video we had, he was completely nude.

Police seem to think he was using the umbrella hole in the table for his…personal satisfaction.  Which PROVES that men will stick it in anything!

At this time, the picnic table has not filed any rape charges.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Katie Price Needed to be the Prettiest Belle at the Ball
Who the Heck is Phoebe Price?
Katie Price’s Extreme Makeover
Pheobe Price….What are you Wearing?
Whose Butt is This? (NSFW)
Katie Price Used A Ghostwriter?
Katie ‘Jordan’ Price Does Botox Injections on her Reality Show
Amy Winehouse Arrested On Suspicion of Assault (Photos)
Drew Carey to Host ‘The Price is Right’
Bai Ling Arrested for Shoplifting

Kids’ Choice Awards Tonight at 8:00 p.m.

Kids’ Choice Awards

The Kids’ Choice Awards is airing tonight on Nickelodeon at 8:00 p.m. ET, with performances by Miley Cyrus and The Naked Brothers Band.

Here are some of the nominees:

Favorite TV Show:  Drake and Josh, Hannah Montana, iCarly, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Favorite Reality Show: America’s Next Top Model, American Idol, Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, Deal or No Deal?

Favorite TV Actor: Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse

Favorite TV Actress: Miley Cyrus, Emma Roberts, Raven Symone, Jamie Lynn Spears

Check out more and vote at Nick.com 

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Jennifer Love Hewitt…What Are You Wearing?
People’s Choice Awards Cancelled
Hilary Duff to Host Teen Choice Awards
Linda Ellerbee To Host Nickelodeon Special Focusing On Sex And Love
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at The Critic’s Choice Awards
Jonas Brothers at the KCA: Fashionable or Little Old Men?
Emma Watson is UK Nickelodeon’s Best Actress
Angelina Jolie is Pregnant with Twins!
The Final Three Bring Their “A” Game on American Idol
Zac Efron: The Prettiest Girl at the SAG Awards

More Sarah Larson Naughty Photos (NSFW)

Sarah Larson

Earlier I posted about Sarah Larson, the luckiest girl in the world because she’s humping George Clooney, and her somewhat scandalous photos that were floating around the internet. The pictures were taken from when she was working in Las Vegas, but they really aren’t that bad. I mean, if I had a body like Sarah, I’d probably be in a bikini 24/7. I’d wear a bikini to the North Pole! Anyway, here are a few more of the sexy and possibly future Mrs. Clooney.

CAUTION: Some of these photos are NSFW, unless your boss is OK with butt crack!

Photo Source: The Superficial

Sarah LarsonSarah Larson BikiniSarah Larson 2Sarah Larson 3

(More after the Jump) (Read the article)

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
George Clooney Proposes to Sarah Larson
Does George Clooney’s Girlfriend Sarah Larson Have Scandalous Photos?
Clooney Not Marrying: Sarah Larson Pay Attention
Vanessa Hudgens: Sexy, Naughty and Nude
Lindsay Lohan Gets Naked for New York Magazine (Photos NSFW)
George Clooney Injured in Motorcycle Accident
Abercrombie & Fitch Photos NSFW in Virginia
Laurie Manaudo Nude Photos Leaked
RoL2’s Ambre Lake and Daisy De La Hoya Topless Photos (NSFW)
Sarah Jessica Parker has a Nasty Fall

Ali Lohan: 14, or 40?

Ali Lohan Before and After

Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s little sis, was such a cutie pie not that long ago.  Now, she’s starting to sport that same haggard look as her sister!  What’s up?  Isn’t this girl 14?  I have this feeling it’s all her mother’s grand scheme to style her daughters in a fashion that makes them look older than her!

Dear Ali,

You have plenty of time to be a grown-up and wear tons of makeup and do grown-up things.  You should take a page out of Miley Cyrus‘ book and enjoy being a kid while you still are!  Otherwise, you’re going to end up like Dana Plato or Danny Bonaduce, and nobody wants that!

Sincerely,

Jebbica

Photo Source: Evil Beet Gossip 

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
If Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a Kid…
Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best Frolic on the Beach
Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?
Lindsay Lohan Looks 75
Lindsay Lohan’s New Fab Look
Celeb Quote of the Day: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan … What Are You Wearing?
Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape: It’s Not Her
Lindsay Lohan New York Magazine Outtakes

Audrina Partridge…Why Do You Look So Sad?

Audrina Partridge

Audrina Partridge introduced the Pussy Cat Dolls last night at Pure night club. She looks so awkward though. Is it because she doesn’t have enough clothes on or too much clothes on? You decide!

Photo Source: The Sweet Gossip

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
Audrina Partidge’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Audrina Partridge’s Tattoo…Pop Fiction??
Audrina Partridge Has Topless Photos
Lauren Conrad Betrayed Again… Yawn
Nude Geri Halliwell Photos To Be Released
Lauren Conrad Clears Things Up On MySpace
“The Hills” Drinking Game
Megan Fox Afraid of Peeing her Pants at MTV Movie Awards
Heidi Montag’s T-shirt says it all
Heidi Montag Plays Victim on Ellen DeGeneres Show

The Bachelor’s Matt Grant Just Wants A Green Card

Matt Grant

This year’s Bachelor, Matt Grant, has become the first international Bachelor ever. But is there something that he is hiding from everyone?

Matt Grant was at the bar a while ago and he picked up a cutie…one that worked for TMZ. They have been talking regulary and just the other night he told the girl that he wanted to permanently move to the U.S. and his lawyer advised him, the best way to do it was to marry an American.

So if he ends up with any of the girls on the show…he might not be marrying for love!!

Photo Source: Yahoo

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
Matt Grant is the Newest ‘Bachelor’
The Cruise Family Christmas Card
Hollywood Honorary Mayor Johnny Grant Dies at 84
Food Fight: Hugh Grant Arrested for Bean Assault
Shayne Lamas Vying For The British Bachelor
Hugh Grant Is A Silly Old Goat
Paris Hilton Goes Green
Ben, Jen, Matt and Whoever His Wife Is on Surfboards
Hugh Grant Parties with Gals and Gets Caught
Matt Damon: Sexiest Man Alive?

“The Hills” Drinking Game

 

While you are getting ready to watch the next episode of The Hills…you should try this drinking game from Radar! I can only imagine how fun and exciting the show would be if you are smashed!

TAKE A SIP WHENEVER…

Spencer Pratt uses the word “bro.”

Spencer acts in a plainly manipulative fashion. (Note: This will get you wasted.)

Stephanie Pratt demonstrates that she might actually be more manipulative than her brother.

Either the Eiffel Tower or the Arc de Triomphe is invoked as a metaphor for love in Paris.

Whitney Port prefaces or ends a sentence with “You know?”

Lauren Conrad claims she needs a “boy” to help her get over Brody Jenner. (Bonus sip if MTV producers immediately cut to Brody surrounded by a gaggle of trashy L.A. skanks.)

Lauren reminds Audrina Partridge that she should hate Heidi Montag because Lauren hates Heidi.

Brent Bolthouse promotes his club-promoting company.

More after the jump!!!

(Read the article)

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
New Heidi/Spencer Video Game Lets Us Torture Them…I’m In!
Is ‘The Hills’ Coming to the Big Screen?
The Hills Doesn’t Hide It’s Fake In the U.K.!
Scarlett Johansson Buys Home in Hollywood Hills
Jessica Simpson “Not A Fan Favorite” Says Terrell Owens
John McCain Wants Heidi’s Vote and Watches ‘The Hills’
Watch Senior Citizen’s Reenact The Hills
Nicole Kidman Speaks Out About Drinking At The Oscars
The Hills Girls On The Cover Of Rolling Stone…WTF??
Vanessa Hudgens Arrested for Underage Drinking

Your Favorite Hunky Celebrities As Girls

Hugh Laurie As A Girl

What would your favorite celebrity look like as a girl? I know I have asked myself that question so many times!! Anyways, Worth100.com has answered my question by having these pictures released. Which picture is your favorite one??

Photo Source: Worth100.com

Colin Farrell Brendan Fraser Daniel Craig Orlando Bloom Leonardo DiCaprio Johnny Depp Jude Law Masi Oka Jake Gyllenhaal Tom Cruise George Clooney

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
Lock Up your Daughters! Joe Francis is a Free Man, and Other Rumors
Grammy Girls Looking Gorgeous
People’s Choice Awards: Nominees and Predictions
Spice Girls Cancel their Tour Because they Can’t Get Along?
Spice Girls Should Be Renamed Strife Girls
Kids’ Choice Awards Tonight at 8:00 p.m.
Betty White and Bea Arthur Sexual Fantasy?
Spice Girls Touring in Mega Style
Celebrities Without Makeup
New Spice Girls ‘Tesco’ Commercial

Announcement

Just here to let you onow, my dear readers, that, probably next week, I will do something that has probably never been done before in the history of the internet’s worldwide columns. Just to keeo you in the mystery, I won;t tell you what it is. You just will need to come back to find out.

Meanwhile, I keep trying to obtain books on celebrities so that we can discuss their lifes and controversies with my point of view on it all and your thoughts about it. But for now, I am planning to buy a Jay Leno book at the local Goodwill-yes I buy there and without shame!-a book which promises to give us plenty to talk about.

You don’t know her but my must do woman of the week, and this is a mayuscule MUST cause she makes me hard as a rock-is the Goodwill cashier girl. Maybe tomorrow I will come up with another hottie.

For those of you who may have noticed, some of the articles posted here under my name have actually been written by my niece Isabel Santiago, 9. She wants to be a writer and I love her to death, so much so I chose to stay with her watching tv tonight instead of joining friends at the club. My other pride and love is my other niece, 3 year old Nina Skrdla.

   

POSTED BY: Antonio Santiago
Related Posts
Sanjaya Gave Us Something To Talk About
Charlotte Church Gives Birth to Baby Girl
A Pregnant Jessica Alba Dumps Cash Warren
Was Jamie Lynn Spears Raped?
Gays Accuse ABC of Racism for Firing Isaiah Washington
First Look at Heath Ledger on EW Cover
Jennifer Lopez Pregnant with Twins
Linda Ellerbee To Host Nickelodeon Special Focusing On Sex And Love

John Mayer’s Cryptic You Tube Message

John Mayer left this video message on his you tube account with this message:

A very secret message to a very special person. You know who you are, babe. I’m sure I could call you to tell you this, but I might as well wait until you stumble on this blog I write tucked deep inside a Japanese language website.

I’m going to pretend it’s for me…..

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
Related Posts
John Mayer’s Message To An Ex Lover
John Mayer was not Blogging about Jessica Simpson
John Mayer’s “Continuum” in Review
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer’s Pool Romance
John Mayer’s Public Apology
John Mayer’s New Sleeve Tattoo
John Mayer Sets Everyone Straight On His Blog
Love Is Blind For John Mayer’s Hair
John Travolta…You Think This Was A Good Idea?
John Mayer in a Thong!

Next Page »