Subway’s Jared Fogle was a College Pornographer?
You know you want to get in those pants!
Jared Fogle, the Subway guy, is in the news for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students needed to rent some cheap porn.
Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared’s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a “wide” variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide!
It makes total sense that this guy (what a hunk!) spent his college days and nights selling pornos in a little one-bedroom place, only leaving to fill his appetite at the closest fast food joint he could find, which was how he got hooked on Subway in the first place.
Next time you order a 6 inch turkey sub on what with pickles, sprouts and American cheese, keep in mind you’re endorsing a guy who once sold “Saturday Night Beaver” to the kids in his Physics class.
On the up side, it’s nice to see the new and improved Jared has gone on to make something of his life and inspire others to lose weight and feel good, regardless of his scandalous intentions.
As if he wasn’t your hero before! Now, he’s a hero on rye with a side of XXX, hold the mayo.
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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