Oh, snap!

On Saturday night in West Hollywood, Paris Hilton brought a Shaman to a popular restaurant where he blessed her in front of all the paps and everyone else. TMZ reports that her Shaman is a fake (like a real Shaman would actually bless Par-ass!). His real name is Maxie Santillan and he’s an actor. He’s been in such great films as Pirates of the Caribbean, Mutant Vampire Zombies From The ‘Hood, and Life is Hot in Cracktown (maybe this one is about Paris?).

I was checking out his MySpace page, and this guy is my new hero! He should stick to classic cinema though…because if he ends up in The Hottie and the Nottie 2 I’m removing him from my friends’ list.

Photo Source: Maxie’s MySpace page, WENN

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