Britney Spears visited South Park last night, and I can’t decide if it was really funny or really sad. Here’s the synopsis, via Dlisted:

South Park devoted an episode to Britney Spears last night. In the episode, Brit tries to escape the paparazzi by camping out in South Park. The South Park boys find out Brit’s in town and trick their way into her motel by pretending to be SPF and JJ. She shoots herself in the head when she realizes that she will never be left alone. She survives, but the top of her head is missing.

She goes on to perform at a awards show where the media makes fun of her for being fat and for having a camel toe, but don’t really mention the fact that she has no head. The South Park boys decide to help Britney by taking her to the North Pole. The paparazzi mob follows and confesses they won’t stop until she is dead. The cartoon Brit finally dies and we learn the real truth on why everyone wants her dead. Brit must be sacrificed in order for there to be a good harvest. The episode ends with the people finding their next sacrificial lamb…Miley Cyrus.

Miley: watch and learn! Make all the money you can now and go into hiding!

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