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Mar 2008
Would You Like to Date Papa Joe Simpson?
Papa Joe Simpson and his legal wife, Tina Simpson, haven’t been seen together in months. It’s being reported that he’s on the prowl and looking for himself a new lady!
What is Joe’s type, you ask?
- Blond
- Big breasts
- Record deal
- Really big breasts
- Fish lips
- Big breasts
- Dumb as a box of rocks
If you fit this criteria, then you are Jessica Simpson‘s twin, therefore you may just have a shot!
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