Yo Spencer! Douche Advises the Masses
Dear Abbey be damned! There is a new douche in town, and he’s ready to answer all your questions! Earlier I wrote about Spencer Pratt’s new advice column for Radar online, and here are his words of wisdom this week:
YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?
Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.
So, what do you think? Is this good advice, or is Spencer just the most annoying person in the world?
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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What drunk isn’t sexy? When does Spencer think that? I bet an editor switched all his words around!! YIKES!