Take a good look at this guy, and then hide your picnic tables!

40-year-old Art Price of Bellevue, Ohio was arrested for having inappropriate relations with a picnic table on more than one occasion.

Art was seen by neighbors on four different occasions� making love (???) with a picnic table, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon.� One neighbor even videotaped it and turned the tape over to police. The Bellevue police caption said, “The first video we had, he was completely nude.“

Police seem to think he was using the umbrella hole in the table for his…personal satisfaction.� Which PROVES that men will stick it in anything!

At this time, the picnic table has not filed any rape charges.

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