Take a good look at this guy, and then hide your picnic tables!

40-year-old Art Price of Bellevue, Ohio was arrested for having inappropriate relations with a picnic table on more than one occasion.

Art was seen by neighbors on four different occasions� making love (???) with a picnic table, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon.� One neighbor even videotaped it and turned the tape over to police. The Bellevue police caption said, “The first video we had, he was completely nude.“

Police seem to think he was using the umbrella hole in the table for his…personal satisfaction.� Which PROVES that men will stick it in anything!

At this time, the picnic table has not filed any rape charges.

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The Kids’ Choice Awards is airing tonight on Nickelodeon at 8:00 p.m. ET, with performances by Miley Cyrus and The Naked Brothers Band.

Here are some of the nominees:

Favorite TV Show:� Drake and Josh, Hannah Montana, iCarly, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Favorite Reality Show: America’s Next Top Model, American Idol, Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, Deal or No Deal?

Favorite TV Actor: Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse

Favorite TV Actress: Miley Cyrus, Emma Roberts, Raven Symone, Jamie Lynn Spears

Check out more and vote at Nick.com�

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Earlier I posted about Sarah Larson, the luckiest girl in the world because she’s humping George Clooney, and her somewhat scandalous photos that were floating around the internet. The pictures were taken from when she was working in Las Vegas, but they really aren’t that bad. I mean, if I had a body like Sarah, I’d probably be in a bikini 24/7. I’d wear a bikini to the North Pole! Anyway, here are a few more of the sexy and possibly future Mrs. Clooney.

CAUTION: Some of these photos are NSFW, unless your boss is OK with butt crack!

Photo Source: The Superficial

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Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan‘s little sis, was such a cutie pie not that long ago.� Now, she’s starting to sport that same haggard look as her sister!� What’s up?� Isn’t this girl 14?� I have this feeling it’s all her mother’s grand scheme to style her daughters in a fashion that makes them look older than her!

Dear Ali,

You have plenty of time to be a grown-up and wear tons of makeup and do grown-up things.� You should take a page out of Miley Cyrus‘ book and enjoy being a kid while you still are!� Otherwise, you’re going to end up like Dana Plato or Danny Bonaduce, and nobody wants that!

Sincerely,

Jebbica

Photo Source: Evil Beet Gossip�

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Audrina Partridge introduced the Pussy Cat Dolls last night at Pure night club. She looks so awkward though. Is it�because she doesn’t have enough clothes on or too much clothes on? You decide!

Photo Source: The Sweet Gossip

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This year’s Bachelor, Matt Grant, has become the first international Bachelor ever. But is there something that he is hiding from everyone?

Matt Grant was at the bar a while ago and he picked up a cutie…one that worked for TMZ. They have been talking regulary and just the other night he told the girl that he wanted to permanently move to the U.S. and his lawyer advised him, the best way to do it was to marry an American.

So if he ends up with any of the girls on the show…he might not be marrying for love!!

Photo Source: Yahoo

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While you are getting ready to watch the next episode of The Hills…you should try this drinking game from Radar! I can only imagine how fun and exciting the show would be if you are smashed!

TAKE A SIP WHENEVER…

Spencer Pratt uses the word “bro.”

Spencer acts in a plainly manipulative fashion. (Note: This will get you wasted.)

Stephanie Pratt demonstrates that she might actually be more manipulative than her brother.

Either the Eiffel Tower or the Arc de Triomphe is invoked as a metaphor for love in Paris.

Whitney Port�prefaces or ends a sentence with “You know?”

Lauren Conrad claims she needs a “boy” to help her get over Brody Jenner. (Bonus sip if MTV producers immediately cut to Brody surrounded by a gaggle of trashy L.A. skanks.)

Lauren reminds Audrina Partridge�that she should hate Heidi Montag�because Lauren hates Heidi.

Brent Bolthouse promotes his club-promoting company.

More after the jump!!!

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What would your favorite celebrity look like as a girl? I know I have asked myself that question so many times!! Anyways, Worth100.com has answered my question by having these pictures released. Which picture�is your favorite one??

Photo Source: Worth100.com

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Just here to let you onow, my dear readers, that, probably next week, I will do something that has probably never been done before in the history of the internet’s worldwide columns. Just to keeo you in the mystery, I won;t tell you what it is. You just will need to come back to find out.

Meanwhile, I keep trying to obtain books on�celebrities so that we can discuss their lifes and controversies with my point of view on it all and your thoughts about it. But for now, I am planning to buy a Jay Leno book at the local Goodwill-yes I buy�there and without shame!-a book which promises to give us plenty to talk about.

You don’t know her but my must do woman of the week, and this is a mayuscule MUST cause she�makes me hard as a rock-is the Goodwill�cashier girl. Maybe tomorrow I will come up with another hottie.

For those of you who may have noticed, some of the articles posted here under my name have actually been written by�my�niece Isabel Santiago, 9. She wants to be a writer and I love her to death, so much so I�chose to stay with her watching tv�tonight instead of joining friends at the club.�My other pride and love is my other niece, 3 year old Nina Skrdla.

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John Mayer left this video message on his you tube account with this message:

A very secret message to a very special person. You know who you are, babe. I’m sure I could call you to tell you this, but I might as well wait until you stumble on this blog I write tucked deep inside a Japanese language website.

I’m going to pretend it’s for me…..

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