Moby says that he has the hots for the trainwreck version of Britney Spears.  The umbrella, the Cheetos, the shaved head, they do it for him!

Maybe the peak of Brit’s hotness, in Moby’s mind, was when she shaved off her hair and got the Moby Cut?  They could have been twins during those days….

“She’s like this (U.S. playwright) Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her.

I found her moderately appealing in the late ’90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

This needs to happen.  Now.  I can’t wait to hear the record those two would put out!

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