Heather Mills…WTF is Wrong with Your Boobs?!
Dear Heather Mills,
You’d think $50 million you stole from one of the most talented people on earth could afford you some more decent looking breasts, a prettier face, and a leg made out of platinum and diamonds. Why do your boobs look like something straight from a horror film? They look like a couple of deflated water balloons. Oh I forgot, it’s because you’re Satan.
Oh, and the whole world hates you.
Love, Jebbica
You’d think that someone who is such a boob could afford a better-looking pair. Sheesh.
Photo: Crabbie’s Hollywood
POSTED BY: Jebbica
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How about what is wrong with your face? Bitch looks like she’s stroking out.