Dear Heather Mills,

You’d think $50 million you stole from one of the most talented people on earth could afford you some more decent looking breasts, a prettier face, and a leg made out of platinum and diamonds.� Why do your boobs look like something straight from a horror film?� They look like a couple of deflated water balloons.� Oh I forgot, it’s because you’re Satan.

Oh, and the whole world hates you.

Love, Jebbica

You’d think that someone who is such a boob could afford a better-looking pair.� Sheesh.

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