Fortify your couch and maybe bone up on your self-defense skills! Three years after his famed couch-jumping incident, the very brave Oprah Winfrey has decided to have Tom Cruise back as a guest.

Winfrey will interview Cruise from his home in Telluride, Colo., for the first show on May 2, which will cover his “family, his life and the future”…. Then on May 5, Cruise will appear in Winfrey’s Chicago studio.

How many times will he stick his foot in his mouth? And I wonder if Oprah’s made him sign a No Attacking The Host Or Her Furniture agreement? After all, this is the dude who said, “I will forever with [Katie] be jumping on couches, dancing on tables and hanging from chandeliers.” If I’m Oprah, I’m nailing my stuff down about now!!

If you forgot just how nuts Cruise was back in 2005, check out the video above.

Video Source: YouTube

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