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CSI Star Gary Dourdan Denies Everything!

Gary Dourdan, troubled CSI Warrick Brown, was obviously stoned when we wrote this email explaining his arrest and apologizing to his fans, specially his younger fans:

Obviously I certainly wish I hadnt been responsible for so many people getting to the festivals VIP area, Dourdan wrote in an e-mail to Access Hollywoods Shaun Robinson, referring to Californias annual Coachella festival, which he regularly attends. And the after party, it ran me ragged, but Im glad pulling over did prevent a DUI. I recommend not driving at all, but a little kip (nap) is always good (on either side of the road LOL).

In his e-mail, Dourdan said the substances found in the car did not belong to him.

I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative, Dourdans e-mail continued. Ive been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life.

Dourdan offered his apologies to his fans, in the message.

I am so sorry to all my fans, especially the young ones, like Taylor Swift, who I shouldve been supporting with my daughter instead of driving tired in the desert, he wrote. I am planning events to get the word out that you dont need a bunch of nasty chemicals to have a good time. Just good friends, family, good music and a good honest spirit full of faith.

First of all, deny everything!! No, Gary did NOT own any of the heroin, cocaine, ecstasy or prescription pills the cops might have found in his car. No, Gary was just taking a nap in his car cause he was tired not wasted or high!!

Then you have to make an official apology for everything you did NOT do and promise to plan events telling the younger fans just how bad nasty chemicals are. I guess it all depends on how nasty they are cause if they were prescribed it would be ok, right??

OMG Gary is soo gorgeous, even in his mugshot he looks hot it should be illegal to look that good on an empty brain!!


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  1. May 4th, 2008 | 5:24 am

    I agree…he is very hot…he should be arrested and put in jail at my house…I’d teach him a thing or two!!

  2. May 4th, 2008 | 7:59 am

    OMG how didnt i come up with that idea before!!! Taylor you are a genius!!! Lets make a deal half the sentence with you and the other half with me!! :D

  3. May 4th, 2008 | 9:05 am

    i want him first…because he’ll be begging to stay with me!

  4. May 4th, 2008 | 11:49 am

    Yeah right!!! He would be begging to leave early!!! So you can have him first!!

  5. May 4th, 2008 | 12:38 pm

    OMG…My feelings are hurt…

  6. May 4th, 2008 | 2:36 pm

    Im kidding!!! :P

  7. May 4th, 2008 | 2:59 pm

    I know… :) because you know he would love me!!! :) (and you too!!!)

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