Super Emo Couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married tomorrow in Southern California. I am looking forward to seeing what kind of fantastically ugly dress she’s chosen – and I cannot wait to see how faux happy newly-single Jessica has to act for the cameras.

We’ll all get to peep in on the shotgun affair, thanks to People, who have reportedly paid over $1M for rights to the Simpson-Wentz wedding photos. No one will confirm or deny the exact figure, least of all Ashlee and Pete’s reps. People released this statement:

�We�re thrilled that celebrities continue to choose People as the place to share their most intimate photos. We do not comment on specifics of any deals.�

I wonder how much of that cool million will go into Papa Joe‘s pockets?

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