While Dina and Ali Lohan won’t shut up about how un-gay Lindsay is, Daddy Dearest Michael has evidently decided that quasi-honesty is the best policy.

Days after photos of [Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson] nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com in an e-mail their relationship “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Thank you!  That’s what the rest of us have been saying this whole time.  But then he goes on to…. take it back?

“Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.” His daughter, 21, “is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

That’s it, Michael…. any good publicity whore knows that  you get more attention when you leave ‘em hanging!

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