Rapper DMX (aka Earl Simmons) loves the pokey so much that he went and got himself arrested not once, but twice last week.

According to Billboard, he “was picked up last Monday afternoon in Miami on an arrest warrant for having no valid driver’s license.”   Then, on Friday, the bad boy

was arrested Friday on charges of attempting to purchase cocaine and marijuana, according to a Miami-Dade Police Department arrest report.  Simmons was arrested during a narcotics sting operation, according to the report. His bail was set at $6,000, online jail records show.

But wait, there’s more.  Last month in Arizona, he entered a not guilty plea to felony drug possession and animal cruelty charges.  I think he and Amy Winehouse should check into rehab together!  They could work on music while they’re hanging out by the pool at Cirque!

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We’ve all got pictures that were taken from the most wrong angle in existence, but this one of Jennifer Lopez just takes the cake.  She looks like the middle schooler fetus Bratz doll version of herself.  I mean her teeth do look like there are braces on them!   And her hair looks all dry and freaked out like she’s peroxided it one too many times.  Plus, her boobs are all wonky.

Or maybe, in an effort to retain her youthful beauty, she fed on her husband’s blood ONE TOO MANY TIMES and knocked herself back to appearing 12 years old.    Oooh, I like that theory.  I’m going with that.

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Pete Wentz was walking around with his 10 week old new baby, Rigby. I can’t decide who’s the cuter one of the bunch…Pete or Rigby. But I have to say I am leaning toward the dog!

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It is being reported that Spencer Pratt has always been a douche. Fueling more of a feud between Mary-Kate Olsen and Spencer is news that Spencer sold a picture of Mary-Kate in highschool for $50 thousand.

This proves that Spencer is only into things to get money…way to go man…and Heidi is a perfect match for you…

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PETA activist Pamela Anderson is unhappy with Jessica Simpson.   The singer and wanna-be actress was photographed wearing a T-shirt reading “Real Girls Eat Meat.”  This was supposedly a (lame) attempt to take a swipe at boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood, who is a vegetarian.

Pam doesn’t care why Jess wore that shirt, though.  She spoke about the stunt on the radio in Australia, where she is filming Big Brother.

“I think she is a bitch and whore,” opined the PETA activist and winner of the Linda McCartney Memorial award for protectors of animals.

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Now, as much as I make fun of Pammy, this is what I love about her:  she just doesn’t freakin’ care.  She is totally unapologetic about it too!   You go girl!

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I wonder sometimes if Heidi Montag pays attention to what actually comes out of her mouth. Here is her latest Heidism…She is claiming that she reads the Bible all the time and would love to record a Christian album…

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Montag, who identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

WTF?? Seriously Heidi…I could not see you doing that. And I don’t think anyone would buy a Christian album by you. But we all know…you will prove us all wrong.

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Who is this celebrity? She really looks like Britney Spears…but the answer will surprise you! This celebrity just finished filming a part in the third installment of a movie. Check after the jump!

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Britney Spears was photographed crying the other day…I wonder why? Maybe it’s because she is wearing those damn ugly Uggs. I still seriously don’t understand how people can wear them in the summer…they would make my feet sweat like crazy. Even Crocs are better than those!

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At least I think that’s what I’m seeing in this video! Check out Amy Winehouse on the floor at her concert in Glastonbury. She takes a swing at a fan, goes back for more and has to be escorted away by security.

NME Festival Guide Blog explains:

According to festival boss Michael Eavis, the fan had grabbed her “boobs“, adding he “deserved” the lamping.

Ahhh, well, I might try to punch someone who grabbed my boobs too, but it’s just that much more fun when Wino does it, right? She’s back in the saddle, folks, and in fine form!

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Miley Cyrus has taken some new promotional pictures for her upcoming album Breakout.   She tells Billboard that this album is “grown up.”  Judging by these promo shots, that’s exactly the image she’s trying to project, too.  I am not sure she could be more provocative while fully clothed!

These really are gorgeous photos, though - she looks amazing, doesn’t she?

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Madonna has been showing up all over the place lately wearing some really god-awful outfits. Here’s another one. Not sure who told her satin skirts go with baseball caps, but could someone please take this girl shopping? I mean someone besides Sharon Stone. And while I really love her shoes, I have to say… Madonna, you’re too young to turn into a crazy cat lady!!

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Pete Wentz loves to play practical jokes on his new bride, Ashlee Simpson. He has gone so far as spilling invisible ink on her new dress that brought Ashlee to tears.

A source said: “He freaked Ashlee out by squirting the ink all over her new clothes. He squirted a dress that Ashlee had just bought, and she got so upset she started to cry. Then Pete rushed in and explained it wasn’t real!”

How bad is that? But I like him better knowing he isn’t a stick in the mud because I have always have that opinion of him.

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Hilary Swank, why are you smiling? You’re hair still looks horrible…I miss that vibrant girl that used to be married to Chad Lowe…where did she go and when will she be back?

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Love makes you do crazy things. Ask Jennifer Aniston! Jennifer is thinking about doing a complete plastic surgery make over to look better and younger for her new love, John Mayer.

“…Jen wants John to think she’s the sexiest woman alive, and having her breasts done and flattening her trouble spots will help her confidence….She wants Botox injections to help make her eyes look younger, which is going to ser her back almost $2,000,” one spy whispers. “She also wants both collagen and Juvederm, which will probably cost upwards of $5,000. They’re injected into the lips and face to help fill lines and creases.”

I don’t think money is the problem here but it would be a lot healthier if she didn’t do any of these procedures. If John felt in love for Jennifer, he is in love with the real one not the fake, plastic doll she wants to become.

“For the first time in her life, Jennifer feels she may not stack up against other girls,” a second insider tells Star. “Jen is dying to look younger and doesn’t care how much it cost. Jen feels like she looks 20 years older than John. That’s just not acceptable to her.”

I really hope this isn’t true. Jennifer does not look older than John!! NO way! Jen will be 40 years-old next year and she doesn’t look a day older than John, who will be 31 in October.

If someone in that relationship needs to look younger that is John Mayer!

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