Backseat Cuddler’s Top 15 Totally NOT Hot Celebrity Dads
We celebrated Father’s Day here at Backseat Cuddler with AOL’s list of Hottest Celebrity Dads. That was fun, but then I started thinking about all the decidedly un-hot celebrity dads and dads-to-be out there. They deserve a list of their own, too, don’t you think? This was a hard list to compile, because there were so many to choose from. I did it for your sake, Cuddlers! So without further ado, and in no particular order, here you go: Backseat Cuddler’s Top 15 Totally NOT Hot Celebrity Dads - and dads-to-be.
1. David Spade - how did he get close enough to a model to knock her up?
2. Clay Aiken - the fact that he impregnated his lady friend via IVF instead of the old fashioned way just convinces me further that he’s gay… and I wish he would just admit it!
3. Adam Sandler - there are few people more goofy looking than him. Unfortunately he passed on his looks to his daughter Sadie. Maybe baby #2 will take after his wife?
4. Michael Jackson - his poor kids. And to think there was a time when he looked totally normal.
5. Pete Wentz - at least Ashlee loves him.
6. Snoop Dogg - totally not hot, but I think he has a future as a parenting advice columnist though! And I have newfound respect for him as a father and a husband since reading this.
7. William Macy - dude, what’s with the ’stache? And why do I always get you confused with…..
8. David Caruso - no one should dye their hair that color, Horatio - and it doesn’t take a CSI to figure that out, either.
8. Jack Black - I actually thought he looked great with his hair dyed platinum, but he had to go and dye it back, didn’t he?? He’s funny and cute in a, well, a panda bear kind of way, but that’s not enough to make him hot…
9. Jason Lee - I don’t think I need to say anything further here.
10. Tom Cruise - there is nothing hot about crazy.
11. Marc Anthony - *shudder*
12. Rick Schroeder - he has aged so poorly. And how can he even be old enough to be a dad anyway? He’ll always be little Ricky Schroeder to me!
13. Tim Burton - his movies fascinate me, but he scares me. And wife Helena was so huge and uncomfortable looking while she was pregnant that I wonder what kind of baby he spawned??
14. Larry Birkhead - he just grosses me out - there is something so insincere about him. I feel so sorry for Dannielynn.
15. Kevin Federline - he may have been named FOTY by Prive Nightclub, but that’s a little like Dina Lohan being named MOTY by Mingling Moms.
Did we miss anyone? Tell us!
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POSTED BY: gossipmonkey
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Clay Aiken should be on top of this list. It’s good he gets the photo spot. He looks like K.D. Lang in there.
Very impressive work!
doesn’t he look like K.D. Lang?
I actually just realized that there are 2 #8s… oh well!!
thats was an amazing list!!! loved it!!! i guess david caruso and jack black are tied then! :d
Well… Jason Lee actually used to be REALLY hot. You just have to see his old movies from the 90s sometime.
Surprised Gary Busey hasn’t got a mention