The Backseat Girls Critique Celebrities That Look Pregnant But Probably Aren’t
The hot girls at Backseat Cuddler are a snarky bunch…and we love to critique other celebrities! Get ready for a feature that you will absolutely love! Our first installment…celebrities that look pregnant but probably aren’t.
First up, Paris Hilton….
RitaSeven: Probably just faking it for attention!
Tay: She is such a poser with her belly sticking out!
Gossipmonkey: She’s found a way to obtain as many puppies as she wants!
RitaSeven: By giving birth to her puppies?!?!!??
GossipMonkey: Yeah, doesn’t she call her pets her babies??
Tay: Hopefully she won’t leave a baby in the closet to die like her puppies…
Next up, Britney Spears….
Gossipmonkey: Whose bun is Britney cooking in that oven??
Tay: Britney must think we can’t see that bump under her dress…
RitaSeven: Brit must on her 13th month of pregnancy…
Gossipmonkey: She’s just being a nice sister, holding it in so Jamie Lynn could have the spotlight for little while. Awwwww….
Tay: Even elephants aren’t as pregnant as long as her!
RitaSeven: Not even turtles are pregnant that long…
Gossipmonkey: Walruses, maybe?
Tay: Is any kind of animal pregnant that long?
RitaSeven: The mammal with the longest gestation period is the African Elephant (660-760 days)
Tay: Britney is a new kind of mammal….her gestation period? FOREVER!
Gossipmonkey: Pretty soon she’ll have nature photographers following her around instead of paparazzi!
Catch Kim Kardashian and Liv Tyler after the jump!
Next, Kim Kardashian…
Gossipmonkey: How appropriate… she’s wearing a BABY doll dress!
Tay: OMG…could that dress get any huger???
RitaSeven: Booty baby on board!
Tay: I wonder if the baby will be born with a huge butt like hers?
RitaSeven: I don’t know about the booty but a lot of air between the ears for sure!
Gossipmonkey: After she’s done shopping for another maternity dress, she’s heading up to the baby department.
RitaSeven: I’m not sure she knows the direction…
Gossipmonkey: Her butt will show her the way….
Tay: It will have to because she won’t remember directions.
Last up, Liv Tyler…
Tay: Those stripes make her look like there is a huge baby bump there….
Rita Seven: Liv has a Milo and she is now expecting a Hayden!!
Gossipmonkey: I wonder how Milo feels about becoming a big brother?
Tay: I wonder if the age difference will bug her?
RitaSeven: Age is just a number. Love is eternal!! OMG I just made myself sick!!
Gossipmonkey: We’ve got Liv’s number! Baby number 2 that is!
Photo Source: Celebrity Gossip, Socialite Life, The Insider
POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
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Just saw this. I cracked up several times. Great post. Very impressive.
The best one was Britney. The talk about animal gestation was very funny….and right on the mark.
HEE HEE…we aim to please…