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Jun 2008
Jennifer Lopez, What Did You Do To Your Face?
We’ve all got pictures that were taken from the most wrong angle in existence, but this one of Jennifer Lopez just takes the cake. She looks like the middle schooler fetus Bratz doll version of herself. I mean her teeth do look like there are braces on them! And her hair looks all dry and freaked out like she’s peroxided it one too many times. Plus, her boobs are all wonky.
Or maybe, in an effort to retain her youthful beauty, she fed on her husband’s blood ONE TOO MANY TIMES and knocked herself back to appearing 12 years old. Oooh, I like that theory. I’m going with that.
Photo Source: People
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OH GEEZ!!!
she feeds on Marc’s blood??? oh so that’s why he is sooo skinny!!!
It looks like maybe she converted 4 of her make-up stylist to daycare duty. She needs to reassign them back to her face before leaving the house again.