I get so sick of hearing people calling John Mayer a douche because he isn’t, he just knows how to get under your skin and make you mad. For that I say he’s a genius! The other day in St. Louise he thought he would do more damage to his reputation by giving the press more to talk about. He says when people talk about him it just “tempts” him to say more. So here is the new revelations of John:

He fears the color green. He weighed 400 pounds when he was 12. He wrote the lyrics to the Kenny Loggins hit “Danger Zone” � at age 9. And he was “33 percent done” with building a time machine.

“When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces,” he deadpanned. “True. Print that. And I’ve always felt deep down that I was born a woman.”

I have always felt that if John ever met me, or answered the fan mail I sent him, he would like me. But I love green. Many of my tattoos are green…so I guess it will never work…but that time machine. I would love to get my hands on that one!

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