Backseat Girls Attack… Celebrities In Bikinis!
Cuddlers, last week you got a taste of just how snarky us Backseat Girls can be when we went after celebs whose bloated bellies and bad fashion choices made them look just a wee bit knocked up. We promised you more this week and we do not disappoint! Neither do the celebs: it’s swimsuit season, and they’re making it just too, too easy…
Katherine Heigl’s kicking back on vacation in Mexico:
RitaSeven: I’m jealous. I wish i could take sunbaths all day and do nothing else!!
Gossip: She’s testing the strength of her new deodorant!
RitaSeven: She’s trying to get an endorsement since she is going to be unemployed pretty soon.
Tay: No one will hire her after turning down her Emmy, she will need the money.
RitaSeven: She will need to be re-born again. People hate her!!
Gossip: Her husband might have to actually get a job!
Tay: Maybe she should get some implants…of a new brain?
Gossip: They’d have to be some pretty BIG implants to make up for what she doesn’t have!
Catch Jennifer Lopez and Naomi Campbell after the jump!
J-Lo and family hit the water in Italy:
RitaSeven: Ring the alarm! J-Lo is flab-tastic!
Tay: I thought she was looking amazing…I was totally wrong!
RitaSeven: You can’t hide anything on a bikini… that’s why they make swimsuits!
Tay: Maybe someone should tell her that…
Gossip: If you untie that little bow on the side of her suit who knows what else will pop out!
RitaSeven: A lot of J-Lo jelly!!!
Tay: It jiggles and wiggles!!
Gossip: I don’t think I’ll ever look at Jell-O the same way again!!
Final victim: Naomi Campbell:
Gossipmonkey: That pool boy better watch out, Naomi Campbell can make a weapon out of anything!
Tay: Does she need a hair lift? YIKES it looks like her hair going to fall off…
Gossip: What’s that chain she’s wearing? A fashionable ankle bracelet installed by the police?
Tay: May be it’s some way for her master to drag her around??
Gossipmonkey: Who? Hugo Chavez? (Was this supposed to be added??? LMAO!!)
RitaSeven: It’s a religious thing!! It’s suppose to prevent her hitting innocent people… since there’s no blood on the guy’s face i think it’s working!
Photo Source: People, TressedOutCelebs, Egotastic!
POSTED BY: gossipmonkey
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