Verne Troyer Almost Died In The Bathtub After A Sexcapade
Verne Troyer almost died as a result as something fun and sexy with ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider. Now read it all the way through, this story is really funny…Ranae wanted to surprise her boyfriend at the time, Verne, with a great sexy soak in the tub during Easter at the L’Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills. But she didn’t pay attention to the bathtub’s width and mostly height. When Verne got into the bathtub he struggled to keep all of the two feet eight inches of him above the water.
She recalls, “I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly, I almost killed him.
“While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in, he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him.
“As he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help.
I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can’t see! Get me out, I’m drowning!’ I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him.
The bathtub was three feet tall and Verne can’t swim.
“I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn’t believe I’d tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat.”
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. And poor Verne yelling under the water for help. Okay, maybe I’m being insensitive. But it’s still funny!
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POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
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