Backseat Girls Attack: TV Shows Gone Bad
After various hours of sarcasm and anger management classes, The Backseat Girls are back and better than ever to tell you all about what’s happening in our favorite shows. Or rather what we would like to happen to our “beloved” characters in Grey’s Anatomy, CSI and House.
Extremely caustic spoilers ahead! Proceed with caution!
Grey’s Anatomy
Monkey: Do you really think Denny is going to return to Grey’s Anatomy!?
Rita: As a ghost????
Monkey: To haunt Izzie, I hope. I hate her. KILL HER OFF!!
Tay: I don’t watch that show because of her. Although I would start watching that show just to see Denny in it…
Rita: He is kinda hot in a weird way!
Monkey: Really? You guys and hopefully soon dead Izzie can have him!
Rita: I hate Izzie!!! I want a role on that show so I can kill her with my bare hands!! LOL
Monkey: The ratings would be through the roof!
Tay: I would totally watch that one…so I could cheer!
Rita: And then I would keep Alex and Georgie all to myself!!
Monkey: I think Alex and George might like each OTHER all to themselves!
Tay & Rita: Ewwwwwwww…
Csi and House after the jump…
CSI
Rita: What’s happening with Warrick next season?? I WANT HIM back on the show!!
Tay: Well I hear that he is probably dead. What is up with that?
Monkey: I want to know how they’re going to explain WHY he’s dead!
Rita: Can’t he come back as a ghost just to satisfy my intellectual needs??
Tay: And my visual needs too?
Monkey: He wins the Hottest Mug Shot award!
Rita: How can such a hot guy be so stupid?? The guy is brainless!! OR brain dead!!
Monkey: I’m so sad. CSI just won’t be the same without Warrick OR Grissom!
Tay: Yeah, I totally feel the same way. They need to bring them back!
Rita: Yeah!! Bring them back and get rid of Catherine! Hate her!
Tay: She is really annoying….they should kill her off!
House
Tay: What is up with Dr. House? He needs a chill pill bad!
Monkey: I thought that was his problem…. too many pills!
Rita: House needs a woman to calm him down!! And his relationship with Wilson is just too gay!!
Tay: I know…I thought they were going to get it on!
Monkey: Nah…. I think it’s just guy love between two guys! What, you never saw the musical episode of Scrubs??
Rita: OH NO!!! House and Cuddy could be hot together… he has a huge crush on her!
Tay: Oh yeah, that hot bus scene where she was dressed up like a school girl. How could I forget.
Rita: That was HOT!!
Monkey: It was GRATUITOUS!! LOL!
Tay: And if they were together there would be a lot of hot scenes like that. But poor Wilson…he would get jealous.
Rita: They could get an office threesome!!! 
Tay: Maybe he would be a lot happier then.
Monkey: Wow, and here I thought House was the only hospital show on TV where you didn’t have to be afraid of who you’d find getting busy behind every closed door!
POSTED BY: RitaSeven
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