Disney star Miley Cyrus is reportedly signing up a 1 million dollar contract to endorse LifeStyles Condoms, all for the sake of healthy STD-free young Americans.

LifeStyles Condoms Vice President Carol Carrozza said: “Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex. With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has a sexually transmitted disease and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set – and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

Isn�t Miley a virgin?? I thought she even said she owned a �pure� promise ring! Why is she going to promote condoms if she doesn�t even use them??

LifeStyles is also generously offering Miley a lifetime supply of condoms for “whenever she decides the time is right.”

They are so generous!! But be careful those Miley hormones might lead LifeStyles Condoms to bankruptcy. If they really want teens to use condoms they should get Jamie Lynn Spears� �Put it on or get screwed for life!� Maybe that�s not a good idea!

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